Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“Safe! From Blackie? Now listen. There never was a safer, saner, truer,
more generous friend. Oh, I know what his life has been. But what else
could it have been, beginning as he did? I have no wish to reform him.
I tried my hand at reforming one man, and made a glorious mess of it.
So I’ll just take Blackie as he is, if you please—slang, wickedness,
pink shirt, red necktie, diamond rings and all. If there’s any bad in
him, we all know it, for it’s right down on the table, face up. You’re
just angry because he called you Doc.”
“Small one,” said Von Gerhard, in his quaint German idiom, “we will not
quarrel, you and I. If I have been neglectful it was because edged
tools were never a chosen plaything of mine. Perhaps your little
Blackie realizes that he need have no fear of such things, for the
Great Fear is upon him.”
“The Great Fear! You mean!—”
“I mean that there are too many fine little lines radiating from the
corners of the sunken eyes, and that his hand-clasp leaves a moisture
in the palm. Ach! you may laugh. Come, we will change the subject to
something more cheerful, yes? Tell me, how grows the book?”
“By inches. After working all day on a bulletin paper whose city editor
is constantly shouting: ‘Boil it now, fellows! Keep it down! We’re
crowded!’ it is too much of a wrench to find myself seated calmly
before my own typewriter at night, privileged to write one hundred
thousand words if I choose. I can’t get over the habit of crowding the
story all into the first paragraph. Whenever I flower into a
descriptive passage I glance nervously over my shoulder, expecting to
find Norberg stationed behind me, scissors and blue pencil in hand.
Consequently the book, thus far, sounds very much like a police
reporter’s story of a fire four minutes before the paper is due to go
to press.”
Von Gerhard’s face was unsmiling. “So,” he said, slowly. “You burn the
candle at both ends. All day you write, is it not so? And at night you
come home to write still more? Ach, Kindchen!—Na, we shall change all
that. We will be better comrades, we two, yes? You remember that gay
little walk of last autumn, when we explored the Michigan country lane
at dusk? I shall be your Sunday Schatz, and there shall be more rambles
like that one, to bring the roses into your cheeks. We shall be good
Kameraden, as you and this little Griffith are—what is it they say—good
fellows? That is it—good fellows, yes? So, shall we shake hands on it?”
But I snatched my hand away. “I don’t want to be a good fellow,” I
cried. “I’m tired of being a good fellow. I’ve been a good fellow for
years and years, while every other married woman in the world has been
happy in her own home, bringing up her babies. When I am old I want
some sons to worry me, too, and to stay awake nights for, and some
daughters to keep me young, and to prevent me from doing my hair in a
knob and wearing bonnets! I hate good-fellow women, and so do you, and
so does every one else! I—I—”
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