Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“Dawn!” cried Von Gerhard. But I ran up the steps and into the house
and slammed the door behind me, leaving him standing there.
CHAPTER IX.
THE LADY FROM VIENNA
Two more aborigines have appeared. One of them is a lady aborigine.
They made their entrance at supper and I forgot to eat, watching them.
The new-comers are from Vienna. He is an expert engineer and she is a
woman of noble birth, with a history. Their combined appearance is
calculated to strike terror to the heart. He is daringly ugly, with a
chin that curves in under his lip and then out in a peak, like pictures
of Punch. She wore a gray gown of a style I never had seen before and
never expect to see again. It was fastened with huge black buttons all
the way down the breathlessly tight front, and the upper part was
composed of that pre-historic garment known as a basque. She curved in
where she should have curved out, and she bulged where she should have
had “lines.” About her neck was suspended a string of cannon-ball beads
that clanked as she walked. On her forehead rested a sparse fringe.
“Mein Himmel!” thought I. “Am I dreaming? This isn’t Wisconsin. This is
Nurnberg, or Strassburg, with a dash of Heidelberg and Berlin thrown
in. Dawn, old girl, it’s going to be more instructive than a Cook’s
tour.”
That turned out to be the truest prophecy I ever made.
The first surprising thing that the new-comers did was to seat
themselves at the long table with the other aborigines, the lady
aborigine being the only woman among the twelve men. It was plain that
they had known one another previous to this meeting, for they became
very good friends at once, and the men grew heavily humorous about
there being thirteen at table.
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