Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“Who’s Von Gerhard?” I inquired, out of the depths of my ignorance.
“Anyway, I won’t have him. I’ll bet he wears a Vandyke and spectacles.”
“Von Gerhard!” exclaimed Norah, indignantly. “You ought to be thankful
to have him look at you, even if he wears goggles and a flowing beard.
Why, even that red-haired New York doctor of yours cringed and looked
impressed when I told him that Von Gerhard was a friend of my
husband’s, and that they had been comrades at Heidelberg. I must have
mentioned him dozens of times in my letters.”
“Never.”
“Queer,” commented Max, “he runs up here every now and then to spend a
quiet Sunday with Norah and me and the Spalpeens. Says it rests him.
The kids swarm all over him, and tear him limb from limb. It doesn’t
look restful, but he says it’s great. I think he came here from Berlin
just after you left for New York, Dawn. Milwaukee fits him as if it had
been made for him.”
“But you’re not going to drag this wonderful being up here just for
me!” I protested, aghast.
Max pointed an accusing finger at me from the doorway. “Aren’t you what
the bromides call a bundle of nerves? And isn’t Von Gerhard’s specialty
untying just those knots? I’ll write to him to-night.”
And he did. And Von Gerhard came. The Spalpeens watched for him, their
noses flattened against the window-pane, for it was raining. As he came
up the path they burst out of the door to meet him. From my bedroom
window I saw him come prancing up the walk like a boy, with the two
children clinging to his coat-tails, all three quite unmindful of the
rain, and yelling like Comanches.
Ten minutes later he had donned his professional dignity, entered my
room, and beheld me in all my limp and pea-green beauty. I noted
approvingly that he had to stoop a bit as he entered the low doorway,
and that the Vandyke of my prophecy was missing.
He took my hand in his own steady, reassuring clasp. Then he began to
talk. Half an hour sped away while we discussed New
York—books—music—theatres—everything and anything but Dawn O’Hara. I
learned later that as we chatted he was getting his story, bit by bit,
from every twitch of the eyelids, from every gesture of the hands that
had grown too thin to wear the hateful ring; from every motion of the
lips; from the color of my nails; from each convulsive muscle; from
every shadow, and wrinkle and curve and line of my face.
Suddenly he asked: “Are you making the proper effort to get well? You
try to conquer those jumping nerfs, yes?”
I glared at him. “Try! I do everything. I’d eat woolly worms if I
thought they might benefit me. If ever a girl has minded her big sister
and her doctor, that girl is I. I’ve eaten everything from pâté de foie
gras to raw beef, and I’ve drunk everything from blood to champagne.”
“Eggs?” queried Von Gerhard, as though making a happy suggestion.
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