De L'Orme.: The Works of G. P. R. James, Esq., Vol. XVI. — John Shaqi
De L'Orme.: The Works of G. P. R. James, Esq., Vol. XVI.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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De L'Orme.: The Works of G. P. R. James, Esq., Vol. XVI.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
However, I was at an age when every one, more or less, pays for
experience; and if I took upon me to judge the pair of worthies before
me, I did not judge them rightly. Immediately after our entrance,
Father Francis, as I have said, being very much fatigued, retired to
bed, whispering to me that I had better get my supper and follow his
example as soon as I could. To this, however, I was not very well
inclined, my stock of animal powers for the day not being yet half
exhausted; and as I saw the aubergiste beginning to place on the
table, before the monk and his companion, various savoury dishes, for
which my ride had provided an appetite, I whispered to Houssaye, and
proposed to them to join their table. The matter was soon arranged, my
Capuchin professing a taste for good cheer and good company, somewhat
opposed to his vows of fasting and meditation, and my thin cavalier,
laying his hand on his heart, and making the most solemn bow that his
stiff back-bone could achieve.
The viands set before us offered a very palatable contradiction to
what the appearance of the house had promised: and the conversation
was as savoury as the dishes, for the monk was a man whose fat and
happiness overflowed in a jocose and merry humour; and even the thin
person in black, though his mustachios were rather of a grave cast,
would occasionally venture a dry and solemn joke, which was a good
deal enhanced by his appearance. The wine, however, was the most thin,
poor, miserable abortion of vinegar that ever I tasted; and, after
having made every tooth in my head as sharp as a drawn sword by
attempting to drink it, I inquired of the Capuchin whether any better
could be procured within twenty miles for love or money.
"Most assuredly," answered he, "for money, though not for love. No one
gives any thing for love, except a young girl of sixteen, or an old
woman of seventy. But the truth is, my host tells us always that this
is the best wine in the world, till he sees a piece of silver between
the fingers of some worthy signor who desires to treat a poor Capuchin
to a horn of the best Cahors."
"Oh, if that be all," I answered, "we will soon have something
better;" and I drew a crown piece from my purse.
"Ho! aubergiste!" exclaimed the Capuchin, as soon as he saw it; "a
flagon of your best for this sweet youth; and mind, I tell you, 'tis a
mortal sin to give bad wine when 'tis well paid for, and a Capuchin is
to drink it."
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