De turkey and de law : $b A comedy in three actsHurston, Zora Neale
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De turkey and de law : $b A comedy in three acts
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama; American drama
JIM
Know whut I'd do, honey babe? If you was a thousand miles from home
and you didn't have no ready-made money and you had to walk all de
way, walkin' till yo' feet start to rolling, just like a wheel, and I
was riding way up in de sky, I'd step backwards offa dat airyplane
just to walk home wid you.
DAISY
(Falling on Jim's neck) Jim, when you talk to me like dat I just can't
stand it. Less us git married right now.
JIM
Now you talkin' like a blue-back speller. Less go!
DAVE
(Sadly) You gointer leave me lak dis, Daisy?
DAISY
(Sadly) I likes you, too, Dave, I sho do. But I can't marry both of
y'all at de same time.
JIM
Aw, come on, Daisy--sun's gettin' low. (He starts off pulling Daisy.)
DAVE
Whut's I'm gointer do? (Walking after them)
JIM
Gwan back and hunt turkeys--you make out you so touchous nobody can't
tell you yo' eye is black thout you got to run git de law.
DAVE
(Almost tearfully) Aw Jim, shucks! Where y'all going?
(Daisy comes to an abrupt halt and stops Jim)
DAISY
That's right, Honey. Where _is_ we goin' sho nuff?
JIM (Sadly)
Deed I don't know, baby. They just sentenced [Note: corrected missing
space] me to go--they didn't say where and I don't know.
DAISY
How we goin' know how to go when [Note: corrected missing space] we
don't know where we goin'?
(Jim looks at Dave as if he expects some help but Dave stands sadly
silent. Jim takes a few steps forward as if to go on. Daisy makes a
step or two, unwillingly, then looks behind her and stops. Dave looks
as if he will follow them.)
DAISY
Jim! (He stops and turns) Wait a minute! Whut we gointer do when we
git there?
JIM
Where?
DAISY
Where we goin'?
JIM
I done tole you I don't know where it is.
DAISY
But how we gointer git something to eat and a place to stay?
JIM
Play my box for de white folks and dance just like I been doing.
DAISY
You can't take keer of me on dat, not where we hafta pay rent.
JIM
(Looks appealingly at Dave, then away quickly) Well, I can't help
_dat_, can I?
DAISY
(Brightly) I tell you whut, Jim! Less us don't go nowhere. They
sentenced you to leave Eatonville and youse almost a mile from de city
limits already. Youse in Maitland now. Supposin' you come live on de
white folks' place wid me after we git married. Eatonville ain't got
nothin' to do wid you livin' in Maitland.
JIM
Dat's a good idea, Daisy.
DAISY
(Jumping into his arms) And lissen, honey, you don't have to be
beholden to nobody. You can throw dat ole box away if you want to. I
know where you can get a _swell_ job.
JIM
(Sheepishly) Doin' whut? (Looks lovingly at his guitar)
DAISY
(Almost dancing) Yard man. All you have to do is wash windows, and
sweep de sidewalk, and scrub off de steps and porch and hoe up de
weeds and rake up de leaves and dig a few holes now and then with a
spade--to plant some trees and things like that. It's a good steady
job.
JIM
(After a long deliberation) You see, Daisy, de mayor and corporation
told me to go on off and I oughter go.
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