Dead-sea fruit, Vol. 1 (of 3)Braddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
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Dead-sea fruit, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Braddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
English fiction -- 19th century
The first two letters were full of hopeful allusions to the writer’s
prospects. The young man seemed to fancy he was going to make a royal
progress through the different grades of his profession, and there
was scarcely any limit to the pleasant things which he promised his
only sister. But, in the third letter, written after an interval of
six months, all this was changed. The life of an articled clerk was a
slavery, compared to which the existence of a negro in the West Indian
sugar-plantations must be one perpetual delight. Daniel was tired of
his profession, and informed his dearest Sissy, in strict confidence,
that no power on earth would ever make a lawyer of him.
“It isn’t me, my dear Celia,” he wrote; “your impetuous Dan is not
fashioned out of the stuff which makes an attorney. I’ve tried to take
to the law, just as I tried to take to the circulating-library and
fancy-stationery business, to please poor father and mother; but it’s
no use. You mustn’t say anything to the dear old dad, for he’d begin
to be unhappy about the money he wasted on my articles; and before he
discovers that I don’t take to the law, I shall have taken to something
which will make me a rich man, and I shall be able to give him back
his money three times over.”
And then Daniel Mayfield went on to give a flourishing description
of a very bright and splendid castle-in-the-air which he had lately
erected. He had found a Pactolus in his inkstand, and something better
than a landed estate in a quire of foolscap. He was a genius. The
divine _afflatus_ had descended upon him, and Coke and Blackstone
might go hang. He was a poet, an essayist, an historian, a novelist,
a playwright--anything you like. He had been a scribbler from the
days of his childhood, and of late had scribbled more than ever. And
after the innumerable failures and disappointments which constitute
that Slough of Despond through which every literary aspirant must
pass, he had succeeded in getting an article inserted in one of those
coarsely-written and poorly-illustrated comic periodicals from the
ashes whereof arose that bright Phoenix, _Punch_. And the editor
of the periodical had promised to take further contributions from the
same lively pen, Daniel informed his sister. He had received two
guineas sterling coin of the realm for his lucubration, “thrown off
in half an hour,” he told dear Sissy. And thereupon he entered into a
calculation of his future income, at the rate of four guineas an hour
for all the working-hours in the day. “Messrs. Screwem and Swindleton
don’t get as much for their time, in spite of their genius for running
up the six-and-eightpences,” wrote Daniel.
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