Next morning, the Corporal’s diagnosis proved correct. As they went up
Hinton Alley soon after dawn, they met a British Tommy escorting six
lugubrious personages in field grey, whose faces were almost concealed
in large white bandages swathed all round their heads.
“Who are they?” he asked.
“Fritzes. Prisoners.”
“I wonder why they are all wounded in the head.”
“Koshed on the napper with trench clubs. I reckon they’ve got narsty
’eadaches, pore old barstards.”
* * * * *
About a week after that, they had a day off, and were warned to parade
at five P.M. to begin another night shift. (Each platoon in turn did a
week’s day shift and three weeks’ night-work.) The Sergeant turned to
Winterbourne:
“And you’re to report at the Officer’s Mess fifteen minutes before
p’rade.”
Winterbourne duly reported, wondering uneasily what breach of military
discipline he had committed. He was met on the door-step by Evans, who
was just coming out, all muffled up.
“Ah, there you are, Winterbourne. Major Thorpe says you may act as my
runner, so hereafter you’ll parade here fifteen minutes earlier than
the rest each night.”
“Very good, Sir.”
* * * * *
All this time Winterbourne was rather wretchedly ill, and remained
so for weeks. He had a permanent cough and cold, and was weakened by
the prolonged diarrhœa. Every night he felt feverish, passing rapidly
from a cold shivering to a high temperature. On the day after his
arrival in the line, he had “gone sick” to get something to relieve his
hard cough. Major Thorpe had chosen to consider this as an attempt to
evade duty, and had promptly insulted him. Whereupon Winterbourne had
decided that so long as he could stand he would never “go sick” again.
So he carried on. The stretcher-bearer in his platoon had a clinical
thermometer. One night just before going up the line Winterbourne got
the man to take his temperature. It was 102.
“You didn’t ought to go up the line like that, mate,” said the man,
with a sort of coarse kindness Winterbourne liked, “I’ll tell the
orfficer you ain’t fit for service, an’ make it all right with the M.O.
to-morrer.”
Winterbourne laughed:
“That’s decent of you, but I shan’t go sick. I only wanted to see if I
were imagining things.”
“You’re a bloody fool. You c’d get a cushy night in kip.”
It was a relief therefore to act as Evans’s runner. On the nights when
Evans was on duty Winterbourne did not carry a pick and shovel, and did
no manual labour. He simply followed Evans about on his rounds, and
carried messages to the N.C.O.’s for him. It was undoubtedly cushy.
Almost an officer’s job.
* * * * *
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