Winterbourne was brought into much closer intimacy with Evans, and had
some opportunity to observe him. The officer was distinctly friendly,
and they talked a good deal in the long hours of hanging about in the
Front line. Evans brought sandwiches and a flask of rum with him,
and invariably shared them with his runner; a kindness which touched
Winterbourne profoundly. Usually about ten o’clock they sat on a
fire-step under the frosty stars, and ate and talked. Occasionally a
few shells would go whining overhead, or a burst of machine-gun fire
would interrupt them. Their low voices sounded strangely muffled in the
cold dead silence.
Evans was the usual English public school boy, amazingly ignorant,
amazingly inhibited, and yet “decent” and good-humoured. He had a
strength of character which enabled him to carry out what he had
been taught was his duty to do. He accepted and obeyed every English
middle-class prejudice and taboo. What the English middle classes
thought and did was right, and what anybody else thought and did was
wrong. He was contemptuous of all foreigners. He appeared to have
read nothing but Kipling, Geoffrey Farnol, Elinor Glynn, and the
daily newspapers. He disapproved of Elinor Glynn, as too “advanced.”
He didn’t care about Shakespeare, had never heard of the Russian
Ballets, but liked to “see a good show.” He thought “Chu Chin Chow”
was the greatest play ever produced, and the Indian Love Lyrics the
most beautiful songs in the world. He thought that Parisians lived by
keeping brothels and spent most of their time in them. He thought that
all Chinamen took opium, then got drunk, and ravished white slaves
abducted from England. He thought Americans were a sort of inferior
Colonials, regrettably divorced from that finest of all institutions,
the British Empire. He rather disapproved of “Society,” which he
considered “fast,” but he held that Englishmen should never mention the
fastness of Society, since it might “lower our prestige” in the eyes
of “all these messy foreigners.” He was ineradicably convinced of his
superiority to the “lower classes,” but where that superiority lay,
Winterbourne failed to discover. Evans was an “educated” pre-war Public
Schoolboy, which means that he remembered half a dozen Latin tags,
could mumble a few ungrammatical phrases in French, knew a little of
the history of England, and had a “correct” accent. He had been taught
to respect all women as if they were his mother, would therefore have
fallen an easy prey to the first tart who came along and probably have
married her. He was a good runner, had played at stand-off half for
his school and won his colours at cricket. He could play fives, squash
rackets, golf, tennis, water-polo, bridge, and vingt-et-un, which he
called “pontoon.” He disapproved of baccarat, roulette and_petits
chevaux_, but always went in for the Derby sweepstake. He could ride a
horse, drive a motor-car, and regretted that he had been rejected by
the Flying Corps.
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