One night, a sweet rural night, with a lemon moon over the sweet,
breast-round, soft English country, with the nightingales jug-jugging
and twit-twitting like mad in the leafy lanes, George Augustus
kissed Isabel by a stile, and—manly fellow—asked her to marry him.
Isabel—she had a pretty fiery temperament even then—had just sense
enough not to kiss back and let him know that other “fellows” had
kissed her, and perhaps fumbled further. She turned away her pretty
head with its Pompadour knot of dark hair, and murmured—yes, she did,
because she _had_ read the stories in the _Quiver_ and the _Family
Herald_—
“Oh, Mr. Winterbourne, this is so unexpected!”
But then her common-sense and the eagerness to be “rich” got the
better of her _Quiver_ artificiality, and she said, oh, so softly and
moderately:
“_Yes!_”
George Augustus quivered dramatically, clasped her, and they kissed a
long time. He liked her ever so much more than the London whores, but
he didn’t dare to do any more than kiss her, and exclaim:
“Isabel! I love you. Be mine. Be my wife and build a home for me. Let
us pass our lives in a delirium of joy. Oh that I need not leave you
to-night!”
On the way home Isabel said:
“You must speak to father to-morrow.”
And George Augustus, who was nothing if not the gent, replied:
“I could not love thee, dear, so much,
Loved I not honour more.”
Next morning, according to schedule, George Augustus called on Pa
Hartly with a bottle of 3/6 port and a leg of fresh pork; and after a
good deal of hemming and blushing and talking round the subject (as if
old Hartly hadn’t heard from Isabel what was coming) formally and with
immense solemnity applied for the job of supporting Isabel for the rest
of his and her natural lives.
Did Pa Hartly refuse? Did he hesitate? Eagerly, gratefully,
effusively, enthusiastically, he granted the request. He slapped George
Augustus on the shoulder, which military expression of good will
startled and slightly annoyed the prim George Augustus. He said George
Augustus was a man after his own heart, the man he would have chosen to
make his daughter happy, the man he longed to have as a son-in-law. He
told two barrack-room stories, which made George Augustus exquisitely
uneasy; drank two large glasses of port; and then launched out on a
long story about how he had saved the British Army when he was an
Ensign during the Crimea. George Augustus listened patiently and
filially, but as hour after hour went by and the story showed no signs
of ending, he ventured to suggest that the good news should be broken
to Isabel and Ma Hartly, who (unknown to the gentlemen) were listening
at the keyhole in an agony of impatience.
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