Dear Papa and dear Mamma also thought these new crazes of George
Augustus nonsensical and immoral. Dear Mamma read the opening pages of
one of Mr. Hardy’s novels, and then burned the Obscene Thing in the
kitchen copper. Whereupon there was a blazing row with George Augustus.
Backed by the malicious Bulburry (who hated dear Mamma so much that
he put several little bits of business he didn’t want into the hands
of George Augustus, who thereby made about £70 in six months), George
Augustus, who had never stood up for himself or his own integrity or
Isabel or anything that mattered, stood up for Mr. Hardy and his own
false pathetic pose of æstheticism. George Augustus locked all his
priceless new books into a cupboard of which he jealously kept the key.
And he spent hours a day locked in his “cosy study” WRITING, while the
enraged thunder of the offended family rolled impotently outside. But
George Augustus was firm. He bought art-y ties, and saw Bulburry nearly
every evening, and went on WRITING. Bulburry was so malevolent that he
persuaded a friend, who was editing an amateurish æsthetic review in
London, to publish an article by George Augustus, entitled _The Wonder
of Cleopatra throughout the Ages_. George Augustus got a guinea for the
article, and for a week the family was hushed and awed.
But in that atmosphere of exasperation and dread of the Unknown
Obscene, rows were inevitable. And, since George Augustus remained
almost hermetically sealed in his cosy study, and refused to come out
and be rowed with, even when dear Mamma tapped imperiously at the door
and reminded him, through the panes, of his Duties to God, his Mamma
and Society, the rows inevitably took place between dear Mamma and
Isabel.
One night, after George Augustus was asleep, Isabel got up and stole
£5 from his sovereign-purse. Next morning, she took the baby for a
walk as usual, but took it to the Railway station and fled to the
Hartly home in rural Kent. This was certainly not the boldest thing
Isabel ever did—she afterwards did things of incredible rashness—but
it was one of the most sensible, from her point of view. It was the
first of her big efforts to force George Augustus to action. It
reminded him that he had taken on certain responsibilities, and that
responsibilities are realities which cannot always be avoided. She
bombed him out of the dug-out of dear Mamma’s tyranny, and eventually
Archied him out of the empyrean of æstheticism and writing.
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