He went over to talk to Comrade-Editor Bobbe. Mr. Bobbe was a
sandy-haired, narrow-chested little man with spiteful blue eyes and a
malevolent class-hatred. He exercised his malevolence with comparative
impunity by trading upon his working-class origin and his heart
disease, of which he had been dying for twenty years. Nobody of decent
breeding could hit Mr. Bobbe as he deserved, because his looks were a
perpetual reminder of his disease, and his behaviour and habits gave
continual evidence of his origin. He was the Thersites of the day, or
rather that would have been the only excuse for him. Intellectually
he was Rousseau’s sedulous and somewhat lousy ape. His conversation
rasped. His vanity and class-consciousness made him yearn for affairs
with upper class women, although he was obviously a homosexual type.
Admirable energy, a swift and sometimes remarkable intuition into
character, a good memory and excellent faculty of imitation, a sharp
tongue and brutal frankness, gave him power. He was a little snipe,
but a dangerous one. Although biassed and sometimes absurd, his weekly
political articles were by far the best of the day. He might have
been a real influence in the rapidly growing Socialist Party if he
could have controlled his excessive malevolence, curbed his hankering
for aristocratic alcoves, and dismissed his fatuous theories of the
Unconscious, which were a singular mixture of misapprehended theosophy
and ill-digested Freud. George admired his feverish energy and talents,
pitied him for his ill-health and agonized sense of class inferiority,
disliked his malevolence, and ignored his theories.
“What are _you_ doing here, Winterbourne? I shouldn’t have thought
Shobbe would invite _you_. You haven’t any money, have you?”
“Upjohn brought me along.”
“Upjohn-and-at-’em? What’s he want of you?”
“An article on his new school of painting, I think.”
Mr. Bobbe tittered, screwing up his eyes and nose in disgust, and
flapping his right hand with a gesture of take-it-away-it-stinks.
“Suprematist painting! Suprematist dung-bags! Suprematist conceit and
empty-headed charlatanism. Did you see him toady to that Carter woman,
_Lady_ Carter? Puh!”
There was such vindictiveness in that “puh” that George was
disconcerted. True, he himself suspected Mr. Upjohn was a bit of a
charlatan and knew he was odiously conceited; at the same time, there
was something very kind-hearted and generous in poor Upjohn-and-at-’em,
who had received that nickname for his furious onslaughts on any one
who was established and successful in alleged defence of any one who
was struggling and neglected. Unfortunately, these vituperative efforts
of poor Mr. Upjohn did no good to his friends and served only to bring
himself advertisement—the advertisement of ridiculousness. But George
felt he ought to say something in defence.
“Well, of course, he’s eccentric and sometimes offensive, but he’s got
a streak of curious genius and real generosity.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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