Mr. Bobbe snarled rather than tittered.
“He’s an insignificant toadying little cheese-worm. That’s what he
is, a toadying little _cheese-worm_. And you won’t be much better, my
lad, if you let yourself drift with these people. You’ll go to pieces,
you’ll just go _com-plete-ly_ to pieces. But humanity’s rotten. It’s
all rotten. It stinks. It’s worm-eaten. Look at those mingy fellows
prancing round those women on the tips of their toes. Cold-hearted,
****-********* mingy sneaks! Look at the women, pining for a bit o’
real warm-hearted man’s love, and what do they get? Mingy cold-hearted
********! I know ’em, I know ’em. Curse the mingy lot of ’em. But it
won’t last long, it can’t. The workers won’t stand it. There’ll be a
revolution and a bloody one, and soon too. Mingy sons of spats and
eye-glasses!”
George was amazed and embarrassed by this outburst. He did, indeed,
feel repelled by most of the gathering, particularly by persons like
Mr. Robert Jeames, the Poets’ Friend, who made anthologies of all
the worst authors, wore a monocle and spats, and lisped through a
wet tooth. But after all Mr. Jeames was harmless and quite amiable.
One might not agree with his taste; one might not feel attracted by
him, or indeed by most of the people present. But there was certainly
a wide difference between such a feeling and “mingy sneaks” and
“cheese-worms.” Moreover, George was a little offended by Mr. Bobbe’s
proletarian vocabulary, while he failed to see exactly why the sexual
frigidity of a few men in dinner jackets should cause the workers to
rise in bloody revolution.
“I shouldn’t think the workers care a hoot. If it’s as you say, the
women are more likely to join the suffragettes.”
“Faugh!” said Mr. Bobbe, “puh! Suffragettes? Take them away. They
smell. They’re unclean. They’re obscene. Women and votes! It’s the
last stage of decomposition of the mingy world. When the women start
to get power, it’s the end. It means the men are done for, mingy
cold-hearted sneaks. Once let the women in, and nothing can save the
world. Socialism, perhaps, and a genuine out-reaching of the inward
unconscious Male-life to the dark Womb-life in Woman. But no, they’re
not worthy of it. Let ’em go. You’ll see, my lad, you’ll see. Within
five years there’ll be a...”
“Oh, Mr. Bobbe,” said Mrs. Shobbe’s voice, and a timid little greyish
lady, all in grey and silver, appeared, gentle and fluttering, beside
them, like a large gentle grey moth. “Oh, Mr. Bobbe, do forgive me
for interrupting your _interesting_ conversation. Lady Carter is _so_
anxious to meet you and admires you so much. I’m sure you’ll like her
and her two daughters—such _beautiful_ girls.”
George watched Mr. Bobbe as he bowed servilely to Lady Carter and
entered into an animated conversation with that living rung in the
social ladder. He watched the scene for several minutes, and was just
thinking of leaving when Mr. Waldo Tubbe came near him.
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