English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“The virgin Red Indian fell for the Firewater of the Paleface as soon
as it was presented to him. For Firewater, sir, he parted with his
lands, his integrity, an’ his future. What is he now? An Ethnological
Survival under State Protection. You get me? Immunise, or virg’nise,
the Cit’zen of the United States to alcohol, an’ you as surely redooce
him to the mental status an’ outlook of that Redskin. _That_ is the
Ne-mee-sis of Prohibition. And the Process has begun, sir. Haven’t you
noticed it already”--he gulped--“among Our People?”
“Well,” I said. “Men don’t always act as they preach, of course.”
“You won’t abrade _my_ National Complex. What’s the worst you’ve seen
in connection with Our People--and Rum?” The round lenses were full on
me. I chanced it.
“I’ve seen one of ’em on a cross-Channel boat, talking Prohibition in
the bar--pretty full. He had three drinks while I listened.”
“I thought you said you’d never quit England?” he replied.
“Oh, we don’t count France,” I amended hastily.
“Then was you ever at Monte Carlo? No? Well, I was--this spring. One of
our tourist steamers unloaded three hundred of ’em at the port o’ Veel
Franshe; and they went off to Monte Carlo to dine. I saw ’em, sir, come
out of the dinner-hall of that vast Hotel opp’site the Cassino there,
not drunk, but all--_all_ havin’ drink taken. In that hotel lounge
after that meal, I saw an elderly cit’zen up an’ kiss eight women,
none of ’em specially young, sittin’ in a circle on the settees; the
rest of his crowd applaudin’. Folk just shrugged their shoulders, and
the French nigger on the door, I heard him say: ‘It’s only the Yanks
tankin’ up.’ It galled me. As a one-hundred-per-cent. American, it
galled me unspeakably. And _you’ve_ observed the same thing durin’ the
last few years?”
I nodded. The face was working now in the yellow lights reflected from
the close-buttoned raincoat. He dropped his hand on his knee and struck
it again and again, before he steadied himself with the usual snap and
grind of his superb dentist-work.
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