English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“My Rev’lation _qua_ the Peril of Prohibition was laid on me on my
return back home in the hour of my affliction. I’d been discussin’
Prohibition with Mrs. Tarworth only the week before. Her best friend,
sir, a neighbour of ours, had filled one of the vases in our parlour
with chrysanthemums out of a bust wreath. I can’t ever smell to those
flowers now ’thout it all comin’ back. Yes, sir, in my hour of woe
it was laid on me to warn my land of the Ne-mee-sis of Presumption.
There’s only one Sin in the world--and that is Presumption. Without
strong Presumption, sir, we’d never have fixed Prohibition the way we
did.... An’ when I retired that night I reasoned it out that there was
but one weapon for me to work with to convey my message to my native
land. That, sir, was the Movies. So I reasoned it. I reasoned it
so-oo! Now the Movies wasn’t a business I’d ever been interested in,
though a regular attendant.... Well, sir, within ten days after I had
realised the Scope an’ Imperativeness of my Rev’lation, I’d sold out
an’ re-invested so’s everything was available. I quit Omaha, sir, the
freest--the happiest--man in the United States.”
A puff of air from the woods licked through the open door of the
caravan, trailing a wreath of mist with it. He pushed home the door.
“So you started in on Anti-Prohibition films?” I suggested.
“Sir?--More! It was laid on me to feature the Murder of Immunised
America by the Microbe of Modern Civ’lisation which she had
presumptuously defied. That text inspired all the titling. Before
I arrived at the concept of the Appeal, I was months studyin’ the
Movie business in every State of Our Union, in labour and trava-il.
The Complete Concept, sir, with its Potential’ties, came to me of a
Sunday afternoon in Rand Park, Keokuk, Iowa--the centre of our native
pearl-button industry. As a boy, sir, I used to go shell-tongin’ after
mussels, in a shanty-boat on the Cumberland River, Tennessee, always
hopin’ to find a thousand dollar pearl. (The shell goes to Keokuk for
manufacture.) I found my pearl in Keokuk--where my Concept came to me!
Excuse me!”
He pulled out a drawer of card-indexed photographs beneath the bunk,
ran his long fingers down the edges, and drew out three.
The first showed the head of an elderly Red Indian chief in full
war-paint, the lined lips compressed to a thread, eyes wrinkled,
nostrils aflare, and the whole face lit by so naked a passion of hate
that I started.
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