English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Extrav’gance? In the life of actool men an’ women? It don’t exist.
Well, anyway, that’s my top-note before the _day-bakkle_. There’s an
interval while the Great World-Wave is gatherin’ to sweep aside the
Children of Presumption. Nothin’ eventuates for a while. The Machine of
Virg’nised Civ’lisation functions by its own stored energy. And then,
sir--_then_ the World-Wave crashes down on the White as it crashed on
the Red Skin! (All this while old Rum-in-the-Cup is growin’ more an’
more dom’nant, as I told you.) But now, owin’ to the artificialised
mentality of the victims and the immune pop’lation, its effects are
Cataclysmic. ‘The Alcohol Appeal, held back for five Generations, wakes
like a Cyclone.’ That’s the Horror I’m stressin’. And Europe, and Asia,
and the Ghetto exploit America--cold. ‘A Virg’nised People let go all
holts, and part with their All.’ It is no longer a Dom’nation--but an
Obsession. Then a _Po_-ssession! Then come the Levelled Bay’nets of
Europe. Why so? Because the liquor’s peddled out, sir, under armed
European guards to the elderly, pleadin’ American Whites who pass over
their title-deeds--their businesses, fact’ries, canals, sky-scrapers,
town-lots, farms, little happy-lookin’ homes--everything--for it. You
can see ’em wadin’ into the ocean, from Oyster Bay to Palm Beach, under
great flarin’ sunsets of National Decay, to get at the stuff sooner.
And Europe’s got ’em by the gullet--peddlin’ out the cases, or a single
bottle at a time, to each accordin’ to his need--under the Levelled
Bay’nets of Europe.”
“But why lay all the responsibility on Europe?” I broke in. “Surely
some progressive American Liquor Trust would have been in the game from
the first?”
“Sure! But the Appeal is National, and there are some things, sir, that
the American People will _not_ stand for. It was Europe or nothing.
Otherwise, I could not have stressed the effect of the Levelled
Bay’nets of Europe. You see those bay’nets keepin’ order in the vast
cathedrals of the new religions--the broken whisky bottles round the
altar--the Priest himself, old and virg’nised, pleadin’ and prayin’
with his flock till, in the zeenith of his agony an’ his denunciations,
he too falls an’ wallows with the rest of ’em! Extrav’gant? No!
Logic. An’ so it spreads, from West to East, from East to West up to
the dividin’ line where the European and the Asiatic Liquor Trust
has parcelled out the Land o’ Presumption. No paltry rum-peddlin’ at
tradin’-posts _this_ time, but mile-long electric freight-trains,
surgin’ and swoopin’ from San Francisco an’ Boston with their seven
thousand ton of alcohol, till they meet head-on at the Liquor Line, an’
you see the little American People fawnin’ an’ pleadin’ round their
big wheels an’ tryin’ to slip in under the Levelled Bay’nets of Europe
to handle and touch the stuff, even if they can’t drink it. It’s
horrible--horrible! ‘The Wages of Sin!’ ‘The Death of the She-Dom’nated
Sons of Presumption!’”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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