England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Mr. Mott, afraid to trust himself with speech, dashed upstairs, and
after a search for the matches found the letter, and, returning to the
front door, shut it on the visitor’s thanks. His niece’s door opened as
he passed it, and a gentle voice asked for enlightenment.
“How silly of him!” she said, softly. “I hope he won’t catch cold. What
did you say?”
“I was coughing,” said Mr. Mott, hastily.
“You’ll get cold if you’re not careful,” said his thoughtful niece.
“That’s the worst of men, they never seem to have any thought. Did he
seem angry, or mournful, or what? I suppose you couldn’t see his face?”
“I didn’t try,” said Mr. Mott, crisply. “Good night.”
By the morning his ill-humour had vanished, and he even became slightly
facetious over the events of the night. The mood passed at the same
moment that Mr. Hurst passed the window.
“Better have him in and get it over,” he said, irritably.
Miss Garland shuddered.
“Never!” she said, firmly. “He’d be down on his knees. It would be too
painful. You don’t know him.”
“Don’t want to,” said Mr. Mott.
He finished his breakfast in silence, and, after a digestive pipe,
proposed a walk. The profile of Mr. Hurst, as it went forlornly past
the window again, served to illustrate Miss Garland’s refusal.
“I’ll go out and see him,” said Mr. Mott, starting up. “Are you going
to be a prisoner here until this young idiot chooses to go home? It’s
preposterous!”
He crammed his hat on firmly and set out in pursuit of Mr. Hurst, who
was walking slowly up the street, glancing over his shoulder.
“Morning!” said Mr. Mott, fiercely. “Good morning,” said the other.
“Now, look here,” said Mr. Mott. “This has gone far enough, and I won’t
have any more of it. Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself,
chivvying a young lady that doesn’t want you. Haven’t you got any
pride?”
“No,” said the young man, “not where she is concerned.”
“I don’t believe you have,” said the other, regarding him, “and I
expect that’s where the trouble is. Did she ever have reason to think
you were looking after any other girls?”
“Never, I swear it,” said Mr. Hurst, eagerly.
“Just so,” said Mr. Mott, with a satisfied nod. “That’s where you made
a mistake. She was too sure of you; it was too easy. No excitement.
Girls like a man that other girls want; they don’t want a turtle-dove
in fancy trousers.”
Mr. Hurst coughed.
“And they like a determined man,” continued Miss Garland’s uncle. “Why,
in my young days, if I had been jilted, and come down to see about it,
d’you think I’d have gone out of the house without seeing her? I might
have been put out—by half-a-dozen—but I’d have taken the mantelpiece
and a few other things with me. And you are bigger than I am.”
“We aren’t all made the same,” said Mr. Hurst, feebly.
“No, we’re not,” said Mr. Mott. “I’m not blaming you; in a way, I’m
sorry for you. If you’re not born with a high spirit, nothing’ll give
it to you.”
“It might be learnt,” said Mr. Hurst. Mr. Mott laughed.
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