England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Mr. Mott slammed the door, and for the rest of the day Mr. Hurst saw
him no more. At one o’clock a savoury smell passed the door on its way
upstairs, and at five o’clock a middle-aged woman with an inane smile
looked into the room on her way aloft with a loaded tea-tray. By
supper-time he was suffering considerably from hunger and thirst.
At ten o’clock he heard the footsteps of Mr. Mott descending the
stairs. The door opened an inch, and a gruff voice demanded to know
whether he was going to stay there all night. Receiving a cheerful
reply in the affirmative, Mr. Mott secured the front door with
considerable violence, and went off to bed without another word.
He was awakened an hour or two later by the sound of something falling,
and, sitting up in bed to listen, became aware of a warm and agreeable
odour. It was somewhere about the hour of midnight, but a breakfast
smell of eggs and bacon would not be denied.
He put on some clothes and went downstairs. A crack of light showed
under the kitchen door, and, pushing it open with some force, he gazed
spellbound at the spectacle before him.
“Come in,” said Mr. Hurst, heartily. “I’ve just finished.”
He rocked an empty beer-bottle and patted another that was half full.
Satiety was written on his face as he pushed an empty plate from him,
and, leaning back in his chair, smiled lazily at Mr. Mott.
“Go on,” said that gentleman, hoarsely. Mr. Hurst shook his head.
“Enough is as good as a feast,” he said, reasonably. “I’ll have some
more to-morrow.”
“Oh, will you?” said the other. “Will you?”
Mr. Hurst nodded, and, opening his coat, disclosed a bottle of beer in
each breast-pocket. The other pockets, it appeared, contained food.
“And here’s the money for it,” he said, putting down some silver on the
table. “I am determined, but honest.”
With a sweep of his hand, Mr. Mott sent the money flying.
“To-morrow morning I send for the police. Mind that!” he roared.
“I’d better have my breakfast early, then,” said Mr. Hurst, tapping his
pockets. “Good night. And thank you for your advice.”
He sat for some time after the disappearance of his host, and then,
returning to the front room, placed a chair at the end of the sofa and,
with the tablecloth for a quilt, managed to secure a few hours’
troubled sleep. At eight o’clock he washed at the scullery sink, and at
ten o’clock Mr. Mott, with an air of great determination, came in to
deliver his ultimatum.
“If you’re not outside the front door in five minutes, I’m going to
fetch the police,” he said, fiercely.
“I want to see Florrie,” said the other.
“Well, you won’t see her,” shouted Mr. Mott.
Mr. Hurst stood feeling his chin.
“Well, would you mind taking a message for me?” he asked. “I just want
you to ask her whether I am really free. Ask her whether I am free to
marry again.”
Mr. Mott eyed him in amazement.
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