England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“I—I’ll think it over,” said Miss Garland, in a low voice. “I am not
sure what is the right thing to do. I don’t want to see you made
miserable for life. It’s nothing to me, of course, but still—”
She got up and, shaking off the proffered assistance of her uncle, went
slowly and languidly up to her room. Mr. Mott followed her as far as
the door, and then turned indignantly upon Mr. Hurst.
“You—you’ve broke her heart,” he said, solemnly.
“That’s all right,” said Mr. Hurst, with a delighted wink. “I’ll mend
it again.”
SAM’S GHOST
Yes, I know, said the night-watchman, thoughtfully, as he sat with a
cold pipe in his mouth gazing across the river. I’ve ’eard it afore.
People tell me they don’t believe in ghosts and make a laugh of ’em,
and all I say is: let them take on a night-watchman’s job. Let ’em sit
’ere all alone of a night with the water lapping against the posts and
the wind moaning in the corners; especially if a pal of theirs has
slipped overboard, and there is little nasty bills stuck up just
outside in the High Street offering a reward for the body. Twice men
’ave fallen overboard from this jetty, and I’ve ’ad to stand my watch
here the same night, and not a farthing more for it.
One of the worst and artfullest ghosts I ever ’ad anything to do with
was Sam Bullet. He was a waterman at the stairs near by ’ere; the sort
o’ man that ’ud get you to pay for drinks, and drink yours up by
mistake arter he ’ad finished his own. The sort of man that ’ad always
left his baccy-box at ’ome, but always ’ad a big pipe in ’is pocket.
He fell overboard off of a lighter one evening, and all that his mates
could save was ’is cap. It was on’y two nights afore that he ’ad
knocked down an old man and bit a policeman’s little finger to the
bone, so that, as they pointed out to the widder, p’r’aps he was taken
for a wise purpose. P’r’aps he was ’appier where he was than doing six
months.
“He was the sort o’ chap that’ll make himself ’appy anywhere,” ses one
of ’em, comforting-like.
“Not without me,” ses Mrs. Bullet, sobbing, and wiping her eyes on
something she used for a pocket-hankercher. “He never could bear to be
away from me. Was there no last words?”
“On’y one,” ses one o’ the chaps, Joe Peel by name.
“As ’e fell overboard,” ses the other.
Mrs. Bullet began to cry agin, and say wot a good ’usband he ’ad been.
“Seventeen years come Michaelmas,” she ses, “and never a cross word.
Nothing was too good for me. Nothing. I ’ad only to ask to ’ave.”
“Well, he’s gorn now,” ses Joe, “and we thought we ought to come round
and tell you.”
“So as you can tell the police,” ses the other chap.
That was ’ow I came to hear of it fust; a policeman told me that night
as I stood outside the gate ’aving a quiet pipe. He wasn’t shedding
tears; his only idea was that Sam ’ad got off too easy.
“Well, well,” I ses, trying to pacify ’im, “he won’t bite no more
fingers; there’s no policemen where he’s gorn to.”
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