England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Lost, between—the Mint and—Tower Stairs,” he ses, leaning forward
and reading very slow, “a gold—locket—set with—diamonds. Whoever
will—return—the same to—Mr. Smith—Orange Villa—Barnet—will
receive—thirty pounds—reward.”
“’Ow much?” ses Sam, starting. “Thirty pounds,” ses the man. “Must be a
good locket. Where’d you get that?” he ses, turning to the barmaid.
“Gentleman came in an hour ago,” ses the gal, “and, arter he had ’ad
two or three drinks with the guv’nor, he asks ’im to stick it up. ’Arf
crying he was—said ’it ’ad belonged to his old woman wot died.”
She went off to serve a customer at the other end of the bar wot was
making little dents in it with his pot, and the man came back and sat
down by Sam agin, and began to talk about horse-racing. At least, he
tried to, but Sam couldn’t talk of nothing but that locket, and wot a
nice steady sailorman could do with thirty pounds.
“Well, p’r’aps you’ll find it,” ses the man, chaffing-like. “’Ave
another pint.”
Sam had one, but it only made ’im more solemn, and he got in quite a
temper as ’e spoke about casuals loafing about on Tower Hill with their
’ands in their pockets, and taking gold lockets out of the mouths of
hard-working sailormen.
“It mightn’t be found yet,” ses the man, speaking thoughtful-like.
“It’s wonderful how long a thing’ll lay sometimes. Wot about going and
’aving a look for it?”
Sam shook his ’ead at fust, but arter turning the thing over in his
mind, and ’aving another look at the bill, and copying down the name
and address for luck, ’e said p’r’aps they might as well walk that way
as anywhere else.
“Something seems to tell me we’ve got a chance,” ses the man, as they
stepped outside.
“It’s a funny feeling and I can’t explain it, but it always means good
luck. Last time I had it an aunt o’ mine swallered ’er false teeth and
left me five ’undred pounds.”
“There’s aunts and aunts,” ses Sam, grunting. “I ’ad one once, but if
she had swallered ’er teeth she’d ha’ been round to me to help ’er buy
some new ones. That’s the sort she was.”
“Mind!” ses the man, patting ’im on the shoulder, “if we do find this,
I don’t want any of it. I’ve got all I want. It’s all for you.”
They went on like a couple o’ brothers arter that, especially Sam, and
when they got to the Mint they walked along slow down Tower Hill
looking for the locket. It was awkward work, because, if people saw
them looking about, they’d ’ave started looking too, and twice Sam
nearly fell over owing to walking like a man with a stiff neck and
squinting down both sides of his nose at once. When they got as far as
the Stairs they came back on the other side of the road, and they ’ad
turned to go back agin when a docker-looking chap stopped Sam’s friend
and spoke to ’im.
“I’ve got no change, my man,” ses Sam’s pal, pushing past him.
“I ain’t begging, guv’nor,” ses the chap, follering ’im up. “I’m trying
to sell something.”
“Wot is it?” ses the other, stopping.
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