England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“I see it all now,” continued the girl. “Their Aunt Charlotte was
devoted to them. She always had the fear that some day you would return
and claim them, and to prevent that she invented the story of their
death.”
“Charlotte is the most truthful woman that ever breathed,” said the
distressed Mr. Barrett.
Miss Lindsay shook her head. “You are like all other honourable,
truthful people,” she said, looking at him gravely. “You can’t imagine
anybody else telling a falsehood. I don’t believe you could tell one if
you tried.”
Mr. Barrett gazed about him with the despairing look of a drowning
mariner.
“I’m certain I’m right,” continued the girl. “I can see Charlotte
exulting in her wickedness. Why!”
“What’s the matter?” inquired Mr. Barrett, greatly worried.
“I’ve just thought of it,” said Miss Lindsay. “She’s told you that your
children are drowned, and she has probably told them you are dead. A
woman like that would stick at nothing to gain her ends.”
“You don’t know Charlotte,” said Mr. Barrett, feebly.
“I think I do,” was the reply. “However, we’ll make sure. I suppose
you’ve got friends in Melbourne?”
“A few,” said Mr. Barrett, guardedly.
“Come down to the post-office and cable to one of them.”
Mr. Barrett hesitated. “I’ll write,” he said, slowly. “It’s an awkward
thing to cable; and there’s no hurry. I’ll write to Jack Adams, I
think.”
“It’s no good writing,” said Miss Lindsay, firmly. “You ought to know
that.”
“Why not?” demanded the other.
“Because, you foolish man,” said the girl, calmly, “before your letter
got there, there would be one from Melbourne saying that he had been
choked by a fish-bone, or died of measles, or something of that sort.”
Mr. Barrett, hardly able to believe his ears, stopped short and looked
at her. The girl’s eyes were moist with mirth and her lips trembling.
He put out his hand and took her wrist in a strong grip.
“That’s all right,” he said, with a great gasp of relief. “Phew! At one
time I thought I had lost you.”
“By heart-disease, or drowning?” inquired Miss Lindsay, softly.
THE WINTER OFFENSIVE
N.B.—Having regard to the eccentricities of the Law of Libel it must be
distinctly understood that the following does not refer to the
distinguished officer, Lieut. Troup Horne, of the Inns of Court.
Anybody trying to cause mischief between a civilian of eight stone and
a soldier of seventeen by a statement to the contrary will hear from my
solicitors.
Aug. 29, 1916.—We returned from the sea to find our house still our
own, and the military still in undisputed possession of the remains of
the grass in the fields of Berkhamsted Place. As in previous years, it
was impossible to go in search of wild-flowers without stumbling over
sleeping members of the Inns of Court; but war is war, and we grumble
as little as possible.
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