England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Ginger laughed then. “Ho!” he ses, “and ’ow are you going to prevent
it?”
“We’ve got the locket, Sam,” ses Peter, smiling and shaking his ’ead at
’im.
“And we’ll mind it till it’s sold,” ses Ginger.
Sam laughed agin, short and nasty. Then he undressed ’imself very slow
and got into bed. At twelve o’clock, just as Ginger was dropping off,
he began to laugh agin, and ’e only stopped when ’e heard Ginger
getting out of bed to ’im.
He stayed in bed next morning, ’cos he said ’is sides was aching, but
’e laughed agin as they was going out, and when they came back he ’ad
gorn.
We never know ’ow much we’ like anything till we lose it. A week
arterwards, as Ginger was being ’elped out of a pawnshop by Peter, he
said ’e would give all he ’adn’t got for the locket to be near enough
to Sam to hear ’im laugh agin.
PAYING OFF
My biggest fault, said the night-watchman, gloomily, has been good
nature. I’ve spent the best part of my life trying to do my
fellow-creeturs a good turn. And what do I get for it? If all the
people I’ve helped was to come ’ere now there wouldn’t be standing room
for them on this wharf. ’Arf of them would be pushed overboard—and a
good place for ’em, too.
I’ve been like it all my life. I was good-natured enough to go to sea
as a boy because a skipper took a fancy to me and wanted my ’elp, and
when I got older I was good-natured enough to get married. All my life
I’ve given ’elp and advice free, and only a day or two ago one of ’em
wot I ’ad given it to came round here with her ’usband and ’er two
brothers and ’er mother and two or three people from the same street,
to see her give me “wot for.”
Another fault o’ mine has been being sharp. Most people make mistakes,
and they can’t bear to see anybody as don’t. Over and over agin I have
showed people ’ow silly they ’ave been to do certain things, and told
’em wot I should ha’ done in their place, but I can’t remember one that
ever gave me a “thank you” for it.
There was a man ’ere ’arf an hour ago that reminded me of both of these
faults. He came in a-purpose to remind me, and ’e brought a couple o’
grinning, brass-faced monkeys with ’im to see ’im do it. I was sitting
on that barrel when he came, and arter two minutes I felt as if I was
sitting on red-’ot cinders. He purtended he ’ad come in for the sake of
old times and to ask arter my ’ealth, and all the time he was doing ’is
best to upset me to amuse them two pore objecks ’e ’ad brought with
’im.
Capt’in Mellun is his name, and ’e was always a foolish, soft-’eaded
sort o’ man, and how he ’as kept ’is job I can’t think. He used to
trade between this wharf and Bristol on a little schooner called the
Firefly, and seeing wot a silly, foolish kind o’ man he was, I took a
little bit o’ notice of ’im. Many and many a time when ’e was going to
do something he’d ha’ been sorry for arterwards I ’ave taken ’im round
to the Bear’s Head and stood ’im pint arter pint until he began to see
reason and own up that I was in the right.
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