Deficient Saints: A Tale of MaineSaunders, Marshall
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Deficient Saints: A Tale of Maine
Saunders, Marshall
Maine -- Fiction
Captain White stretched his lean neck around the door-post. "She's
off on a gale with passion for her sail. Never saw such queer doings
in this house before. That lass has doddered them,--guess I'll get
something to eat. In every sudden squall of life, fortify yourself by
a visit to the pantry. It's wonderful how the stomach backs up your
staying powers," and, wandering out into the hall, he sauntered down a
staircase to the lower part of the house.
His brief warning ejaculations of "Hey! Hist! Hello!" at the kitchen
door not being answered, he pushed it open and walked in, saying, "Just
as I thought. She's off. Never saw such a house; whenever they've
nothing to do they sneak off to bed."
Adjoining the kitchen was a small pantry where Captain White was soon
standing beside sparsely laden shelves. There was nothing on the lower
ones worthy of his famished condition but a beef bone destined for the
soup pot on the morrow. This he seized, and while gnawing the meat
from it with his strong sailor's teeth that had been sharpened during
the early part of his life by attacks on salt junk and hard tack, his
scintillating eyes flashed longingly up to the top shelf where stood an
inviting procession of newly baked mince pies.
"Most women wouldn't make soup of that bone," he said, as he rapped
a tune on the shelf with the denuded bone, "but it's a chance if
Hippolyta doesn't wash and dress it and put it in a pot and make a
liquor that we'll drink and all go staggering about with weakness from
it. Clever woman that. Most women would have wasted a supper on me
to-night, but she never thought of it. However, I'm not one to sing
sour grapes. Here goes," and being too short to reach the pies he drew
up his legs, sprang in the air like a jack-in-the-box and seized one of
them.
"It's a good big pie, but I can manage a quarter," he said, and drawing
a clasp-knife from his vest he cut out a wedge-shaped piece that he
transferred by slow degrees to his mouth. "That's a superfine pie," he
said, presently, "but flat,--on account of me, poor miserable sinner,"
and rolling his glance upward, he drew a flask from the breast of his
coat and sprinkled a part of its contents over the pie.
In a few minutes the entire pie was disposed of, and he was deep in
another. "Guess I'd better stop," he said, presently, "or a herring
with a mouth as big as a church will swallow me to-night. Is there any
further iniquity I can commit? Cousin Hippolyta can't be any madder
than she will be when she sees those empty plates--Oh, here's the cream
for breakfast. I'll drink that," and he seized a flat-bottomed dish and
carried it to his mouth.
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