Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
A few days after the historic revelry, Mrs. Codleyn called to see
Denry’s employer. Mr. Duncalf was her solicitor. A stout, breathless,
and yet muscular woman of near sixty, the widow of a chemist and
druggist who had made money before limited companies had taken the
liberty of being pharmaceutical. The money had been largely invested in
mortgage on cottage-property; the interest on it had not been paid, and
latterly Mrs. Codleyn had been obliged to foreclose, thus becoming the
owner of some seventy cottages. Mrs. Codleyn, though they brought her
in about twelve pounds a week gross, esteemed these cottages an
infliction, a bugbear, an affront, and a positive source of loss.
Invariably she talked as though she would willingly present them to
anybody who cared to accept; "and glad to be rid of ’em!" Most owners
of property talk thus. She particularly hated paying the rates on them.
Now there had recently occurred, under the direction of the Borough
Surveyor, a re-valuation of the whole town. This may not sound
exciting; yet a re-valuation is the most exciting event (save a
municipal ball given by a titled mayor) that can happen in any town. If
your house is rated at £40 a year, and rates are 7/- in the £, and the
re-valuation lifts you up to £45, it means thirty-five shillings a year
right out of your pocket, which is the interest on £35. And if the
re-valuation drops you to £35, it means thirty-five shillings _in_ your
pocket, which is a box of Havanas or a fancy waistcoat. Is not this
exciting? And there are seven thousand houses in Bursley. Mrs. Codleyn
hoped that her ratable value would be reduced. She based the hope
chiefly on the fact that she was a client of Mr. Duncalf, the Town
Clerk. The Town Clerk was not the Borough Surveyor and had nothing to
do with the re-valuation. Moreover Mrs. Codleyn presumably entrusted
him with her affairs because she considered him an honest man, and an
honest man could not honestly have sought to tickle the Borough Surveyor
out of the narrow path of rectitude in order to oblige a client.
Nevertheless Mrs. Codleyn thought that because she patronised the Town
Clerk her rates ought to be reduced! Such is human nature in the
provinces—so different from human nature in London, where nobody ever
dreams of offering even a match to a municipal official, lest the act
might be construed into an insult.
It was on a Saturday morning that Mrs. Codleyn called to impart to Mr.
Duncalf the dissatisfaction with which she had learned the news (printed
on a bit of bluish paper) that her ratable value, far from being
reduced, had been slightly augmented.
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