Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
Every life is a series of coincidences. Nothing happens that is not
rooted in coincidence. All great changes find their cause in
coincidence. Therefore I shall not mince the fact that the next change
in Denry’s career was due to an enormous and complicated coincidence.
On the following morning both Mrs. Codleyn and Denry were late for
service at St. Luke’s Church—Mrs. Codleyn by accident and obesity, Denry
by design. Denry was later than Mrs. Codleyn, whom he discovered waiting
in the porch. That Mrs. Codleyn was waiting is an essential part of the
coincidence. Now Mrs. Codleyn would not have been waiting if her pew
had not been right at the front of the church, near the chancel. Nor
would she have been waiting if she had been a thin woman and not given
to breathing loudly after a hurried walk. She waited partly to get her
breath, and partly so that she might take advantage of a hymn or a psalm
to gain her seat without attracting attention. If she had not been
late, if she had not been stout, if she had not had a seat under the
pulpit, if she had not had an objection to making herself conspicuous,
she would have been already in the church and Denry would not have had a
private colloquy with her.
"Well, you ’re nice people, I must say!" she observed, as he raised his
hat.
She meant Duncalf and all Duncalf’s myrmidons. She was still full of her
grievance. The letter which she had received that morning had startled
her. And even the shadow of the sacred edifice did not prevent her from
referring to an affair that was more suited to Monday than to Sunday
morning. A little more, and she would have snorted.
"Nothing to do with me, you know!" Denry defended himself.
"Oh!" she said, "you ’re all alike and I ’ll tell you this, Mr. Machin,
I ’d take him at his word if it was n’t that I don’t know who else I
could trust to collect my rents. I ’ve heard such tales about
rent-collectors.... I reckon I shall have to make my peace with him."
"Why!" said Denry. "I ’ll keep on collecting your rents for you if you
like."
"You?"
"I ’ve given him notice to leave!" said Denry. "The fact is, Mr. Duncalf
and I don’t hit it off together."
Another procrastinator arrived in the porch, and, by a singular
simultaneous impulse, Mrs. Codleyn and Denry fell into the silence of
the overheard and wandered forth together among the graves.
There, among the graves, she eyed him. He was a clerk at eighteen
shillings a week, and he looked it. His mother was a sempstress, and he
looked it. The idea of neat but shabby Denry and the mighty Duncalf not
hitting it off together seemed excessively comic. If only Denry could
have worn his dress-suit at church! It vexed him exceedingly that he
had only worn that expensive dress-suit once, and saw no faintest hope
of ever being able to wear it again.
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