Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
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The Countess of Chell was born of poor but picturesque parents, and she
could put her finger on her great-grandfather’s grandfather. Her mother
gained her livelihood and her daughter’s by allowing herself to be seen
a great deal with humbler but richer people’s daughters. The Countess
was brought up to matrimony. She was aimed and timed to hit a given
mark at a given moment. She succeeded. She married the Earl of Chell.
She also married about twenty thousand acres in England, about a fifth
of Scotland, a house in Picadilly, seven country seats (including
Sneyd), a steam-yacht, and five hundred thousand pounds’ worth of shares
in the Midland Railway. She was young and pretty. She had travelled in
China and written a book about China. She sang at charity concerts and
acted in private theatricals. She sketched from nature. She was one of
the great hostesses of London. And she had not the slightest tendency
to stoutness. All this did not satisfy her. She was ambitious! She
wanted to be taken seriously. She wanted to enter into the life of the
people. She saw in the quarter of a million souls that constitute the
Five Towns a unique means to her end, an unrivalled toy. And she
determined to be identified with all that was most serious in the social
progress of the Five Towns. Hence some fifteen thousand pounds were
spent in refurbishing Sneyd Hall, which lies on the edge of the Five
Towns, and the Earl and Countess passed four months of the year there.
Hence the Earl, a mild, retiring man, when invited by the Town Council
to be the ornamental Mayor of Bursley, accepted the invitation. Hence
the Mayor and Mayoress gave an immense afternoon reception, to
practically the entire roll of burgesses. And hence, a little later, the
Mayoress let it be known that she meant to give a municipal ball. The
news of the ball thrilled Bursley more than anything had thrilled
Bursley since the signing of Magna Charta. Nevertheless municipal balls
had been offered by previous mayoresses. One can only suppose that in
Bursley there remains a peculiar respect for land, railway stock,
steam-yachts, and great-grandfather’s grandfathers.
Now everybody of account had been asked to the reception. But everybody
could not be asked to the ball, because not more than two hundred people
could dance in the Town Hall. There were nearly thirty-five thousand
inhabitants in Bursley, of whom quite two thousand "counted," even
though they did not dance.
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