Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
But she rose courageously, and tottered to the desk, and took the bunch
off him.
"I ’m afraid you ’ve broken something in the lock," she announced, which
gentle resignation, after she had tried to open the desk and failed.
"Have I?" he mumbled. He knew that he was not shining.
"Would you mind calling in at Allman’s," she said, resuming her chair,
"and tell them to send a man down at once to pick the lock? There ’s
nothing else for it. Or perhaps you ’d better say first thing to-morrow
morning. And then as soon as he ’s done it, I ’ll call and pay you the
money, myself. And you might tell your precious Mr. Herbert Calvert
that next quarter I shall give notice to leave."
"Don’t you trouble to call, please!" said he. "I can easily pop in
here."
She sped him away in an enigmatic tone. He could not be sure whether he
had succeeded or failed, in her estimation, as a man of the world and a
partaker of delicate teas.
"Don’t _forget_ Allman’s!" she enjoined him as he left the room. He was
to let himself out.
"Oh, no!" he said.
III
He was coming home late that night from the Sports Club, from a
delectable evening which had lasted till one o’clock in the morning,
when just as he put the large door-key into his mother’s cottage, he
grew aware of peculiar phenomena at the top end of Brougham Street,
where it runs into St. Luke’s Square. And then, in the gas-lit gloom of
the dark summer night he perceived a vast and vague rectangular form in
slow movement towards the slope of Brougham Street.
It was a pantechnicon van.
But the extraordinary thing was, not that it should be a pantechnicon
van, but that it should be moving of its own accord and power. For
there were no horses in front of it, and Denry saw that the double
shafts had been pushed up perpendicularly, after the manner of carmen
when they outspan. The pantechnicon was running away. It had perceived
the wrath to come and was fleeing. Its guardians had evidently left it
imperfectly scotched or braked and it had got loose.
It proceeded down the first bit of Brougham Street with a dignity worthy
of its dimensions, and at the same time with apparently a certain sense
of the humour of the situation. Then it seemed to be saying to itself:
"Pantechnicons will be pantechnicons." Then it took on the absurd
gravity of a man who is perfectly sure that he is not drunk.
Nevertheless it kept fairly well to the middle of the road, but as
though the road were a tight rope.
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