Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
The prospect of the ball gave an immense impetus to the study of the art
of dancing in Bursley, and so put quite a nice sum of money into the
pocket of Miss Earp, a young mistress in that art. She was the daughter
of a furniture dealer with a passion for the bankruptcy court. Miss
Earp’s evening classes were attended by Denry, but none of his money
went into her pocket. She was compensated by an expression of the
Countess’s desire for the pleasure of her company at the ball.
The Countess had aroused Denry’s interest in women as a sex. Ruth Earp
quickened the interest. She was plain, but she was only twenty-four,
and very graceful on her feet. Denry had one or two strictly private
lessons from her in reversing. She said to him one evening, when he was
practising reversing and they were entwined in the attitude prescribed
by the latest fashion: "Never mind me! Think about yourself. It’s the
same in dancing as it is in life—the woman’s duty is to adapt herself to
the man." He did think about himself. He was thinking about himself in
the middle of the night, and about her too. There had been something in
her tone ... her eye...! At the final lesson he enquired if she would
give him the first waltz at the ball. She paused, then said yes.
V
On the evening of the ball, Denry spent at least two hours in the
operation which was necessary before he could give the Countess the
pleasure of his company. This operation took place in his minute
bedroom at the back of the cottage in Brougham Street, and it was of a
complex nature. Three weeks ago he had innocently thought that you had
only to order a dress-suit and there you were! He now knew that a
dress-suit is merely the beginning of anxiety. Shirt! Collar! Tie!
Studs! Cuff-links! Gloves! Handkerchief! (He was very glad to learn
authoritatively from Sillitoe that handkerchiefs were no longer worn in
the waistcoat opening, and that men who so wore them were barbarians and
the truth was not in them. Thus, an everyday handkerchief would do.)
Boots!... Boots were the rock on which he had struck. Sillitoe, in
addition to being a tailor, was a hosier, but by some flaw in the scheme
of the universe hosiers do not sell boots. Except boots Denry could get
all he needed on credit; boots he could not get on credit, and he could
not pay cash for them. Eventually he decided that his church boots must
be dazzled up to the level of this great secular occasion. The pity was
that he forgot—not that he was of a forgetful disposition in great
matters; he was simply over-excited—he forgot to dazzle them up until
after he had fairly put his collar on and his necktie in a bow. It is
imprudent to touch blacking in a dress-shirt. So Denry had to undo the
past and begin again. This hurried him. He was not afraid of being
late for the first waltz with Miss Ruth Earp, but he was afraid of not
being out of the house before his mother returned. Mrs. Machin had been
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