Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
The mule, too, seemingly conscious of its responsibilities and its high
destiny, put its best foot foremost and behaved in general like a mule
that knew the name of its great-grandfather. It went through Knype in
admirable style, not swerving at the steam-cars nor exciting itself
about the railway bridge. A photographer who stood at his door
manoeuvring a large camera startled it momentarily, until it remembered
that it had seen a camera before. The Countess, who wondered why on
earth a photographer should be capering round a tripod in a doorway,
turned to inspect the man with her lorgnon.
They were now coursing up the Cauldon Bank towards Hanbridge. They were
already within the boundaries of Hanbridge, and a pedestrian here and
there recognised the Countess. You can hide nothing from the quidnunc
of Hanbridge. Moreover, when a quidnunc in the streets of Hanbridge
sees somebody famous or striking or notorious, he does not pretend that
he has seen nobody. He points unmistakably to what he has observed, if
he has a companion, and if he has no companion he stands still and
stares with such honest intensity that the entire street stands and
stares too. Occasionally you may see an entire street standing and
staring without any idea of what it is staring at. As the equipage
dashingly approached the busy centre of Hanbridge, the region of fine
shops, public-houses, hotels, halls, and theatres, more and more of the
inhabitants knew that Iris (as they affectionately called her) was
driving with a young man in a tumble-down little victoria behind a mule
whose ears flapped like an elephant’s. Denry being far less renowned in
Hanbridge than in his native Bursley, few persons recognised him. After
the victoria had gone by people who had heard the news too late rushed
from shops and gazed at the Countess’s back as at a fading dream until
the insistent clanging of a car-bell made them jump again to the
footpath.
At length Denry and the Countess could see the clock of the Old Town
Hall in Crown Square, and it was a minute to three. They were less than
a minute off the Institute.
"There you are!" said Denry proudly. "Three miles if it’s a yard, in
seventeen minutes. For a mule it’s none so dusty."
And such was the Countess’s knowledge of the language of the Five Towns
that she instantly divined the meaning of even that phrase "none so
dusty."
They swept into Crown Square grandly.
And then, with no warning, the mule suddenly applied all the automatic
brakes which a mule has, and stopped.
"Oh, Lor!" sighed Denry. He knew the cause of that arresting.
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