Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
A large squad of policemen, a perfect regiment of policemen, was moving
across the north side of the square in the direction of the Institute.
Nothing could have seemed more reassuring, less harmful, than that band
of policemen, off duty for the afternoon and collected together for the
purpose of giving a hearty and policemanly welcome to their benefactress
the Countess. But the mule had his own views about policemen. In the
early days of Denry’s ownership of him, he had nearly always shied at
the spectacle of a policeman. He would tolerate steam-rollers, and even
falling kites, but a policeman had ever been antipathetic to him. Denry
by patience and punishment had gradually brought him round almost to the
Countess’s view of policemen—namely, that they were a courteous and
trustworthy body of public servants, not to be treated as scarecrows or
the dregs of society. At any rate, the mule had of late months
practically ceased to set his face against the policing of the Five
Towns. And when he was on his best behaviour he would ignore a
policeman completely.
But there were several hundreds of policemen in that squad, the majority
of all the policemen in the Five Towns. And clearly the mule considered
that Denry, in confronting him with several hundred policemen
simultaneously, had been presuming upon his good nature.
The mule’s ears were saying agitatedly:
"A line must be drawn somewhere, and I have drawn it where my forefeet
now are."
The mule’s ears soon drew together a little crowd.
It occurred to Denry that if mules were so wonderful in the Apennines
the reason must be that there are no policemen in the Apennines. It also
occurred to him that something must be done to this mule.
"Well?" said the Countess inquiringly.
It was a challenge to him to prove that he and not the mule was in
charge of the expedition.
He briefly explained the mule’s idiosyncrasy, as it were apologising for
its bad taste in objecting to public servants whom the Countess
cherished.
"They ’ll be out of sight in a moment," said the Countess. And both she
and Denry tried to look as if the victoria had stopped in that special
spot for a special reason and that the mule was a pattern of obedience.
Nevertheless, the little crowd was growing a little larger.
"Now," said the Countess encouragingly. The tail of the regiment of
policemen had vanished towards the Institute.
"Tchk! Tchk!" Denry persuaded the mule. No response from those
forefeet!
"Perhaps I ’d better get out and walk," the Countess suggested. The
crowd was becoming inconvenient and had even begun to offer unsolicited
hints as to the proper management of mules. The crowd was also saying
to itself, "It’s her! It’s her! It’s her!" Meaning that it was the
Countess.
"Oh, no!" said Denry. "It’s all right."
And he caught the mule "one" over the head with his whip.
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