Androids -- Fiction; Outer space -- Exploration -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"Sure. That's what he said. Raggedy Andy here. I translated it--with a
little poetic license."
"What does it mean?"
"I don't think it's a direct message to us. More likely it's something
filed away inside his brain, or electronic storage chamber or whatever
he's got. The verse is in the pattern of the ones I translated the
other day. The question now is whether Andy has any original thoughts
in his head or whether he's just a walking record library."
"How can you tell?"
"By continuing to listen to him, I suppose. A parrot might fool you
into thinking it had intelligence of its own, if you didn't know
anything about parrots, but after a while you'd realize it was just a
mimic. Right, Andy?"
The puppet-like creature hummed again and Ernest listened, gesturing
the lieutenant to be quiet.
Finally Ernest said:
"_Down the valley, down the glen
Come the Mercials, ten by ten._"
"That makes as much sense as the one about the liver," the lieutenant
said.
"Takes it a bit further, I think. No, seriously. 'Mercials' is a set of
syllables I made up, as short for 'commercials'--or the sand in their
craw, the thumb in their soup--all the things they had to put up with
as the most captive of all audiences."
"That wasn't an original thought, then?"
"Probably not. Andy may be trying me out with a few simple couplets
before he throws a really hard one. I wonder if he knows he's got
through to me." He laughed as the lieutenant looked at him oddly. "I
don't mean _he_, personally. I know as well as you do he's some kind of
robot."
"I see. You mean, is somebody controlling him now, or is he just
reacting to a stimulus the way he was built to do?"
"Exactly." Ernest frowned at the doll-like creature. "I suppose the
scientific way would be to dissect him--it. Take it apart, I mean. I've
got to stop thinking of it as a him. We'd better get Doc Braddon in on
this."
He punched the 'com button to Doc's cabin. The sleepy voice that
answered became alert as Ernest explained. Doc arrived minutes later
with an instrument kit, looking eager.
"So this is your new toy," he said. The creature, which had been
slumped listlessly in the chair, seemed to look at Doc with distaste.
It hummed something. Doc looked inquiringly at Ernest. "Have you two
established communication?"
"It's a robot," Ernest said defensively. "The question is, could
we learn more by leaving it intact and pumping it for whatever
information is stored up inside it, or by taking it apart? For
instance, it just said:
"_Uninterred beyond the hills
Lie never weres and never wills._"
Doc became excited. "It really said that?"
"Well, not in so many words. It said--"
"I know, I know. Your poetic license hasn't expired. I mean, that _is_
the gist of it? That somewhere back of the hills there's a charnel
heap--a dump of corpses, of miscarriages--something of the sort?"
"You could put that interpretation on it," Ernest said. "I got the
impression of something abortive."
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