"Looks like a fish dinner," he sighed. "Of course there are clams, of
the mud-kelp variety, and Uranusian lobsters--they're really delicious
at this time of the year. Then we've got a very good variety of that
piscatorial wonder known here as a whirl-ray, whose steaks are rather
tasty. But in the last analysis, just fish."
"I'll take the same," groaned Lana Hilton, rolling her eyes toward the
ceiling with an attitude of unwilling acquiescence. "Between going
nuts and getting the d. t.'s I'll take the nuts. Maybe I can forget a
few trifles of life by just being in your company. At least it'll keep
me from thinking over what a swell opportunity I had for being a good
little girl. By the way, Lonny, do you think there's a Hereafter, here
on Uranus?"
"Why not?" asked Lonny with a grimace as he laid thick white slices of
whirl-ray in the skillet and turned on an electric grid. "I suppose
they'd picture there as some sort of a glorified place where mud just
couldn't exist."
"Yeh, probably with green fields, waterfalls, and mountains," returned
Lana, leaning on her fist with a reminiscent sigh, "Gosh, sometimes I
wonder why I ever left those good things, and then again--what's the
diff?"
* * * * *
The fried steaks sent a not unpleasant aroma drifting through the
control room. Lonny sat a tiny side plate on the table, and pulled up
a high slender chair like a baby's high-chair, to which Baron Munchy
soared. He tucked a napkin under his chin and sat waiting, with tiny
knife and fork raised high. The sight was so amusing that somehow Lana
found time to laugh.
"You really coddle the little rascal, don't you?" she asked, "and for
some reason I never really considered these manlike dragon-flies with
having any intelligence whatever."
"Oh, they're smart in a way," agreed Lonny between bites. "You know
I've always had a theory that his race of beings came from one of the
moons of Uranus. There are four of them, you know. I suspect he came
from Umbriel."
"Well, little man," said Lana. "Maybe you're an Umbriellian. But where
is your umbrella?"
"Or an Arielite," suggested Lonny. "Without a lantern."
"Or a Titanian, or an Oberonian," said Lana.
"Slap 'em down," sighed Baron Munchy in a flattered manner. "Give both
barrels."
"Say, let up with that kind of chatter, won't you?" groaned Link
Raeburn, after trying again and again to get the mud-ship from beneath
the deep ledge. "I'm going batty, I tell you. Completely batty!"
"Probably it's the pressure," commented Lonny. "High blood pressure."
With the table cleared, Lana's good spirits had taken another slump.
She went gloomily with Raeburn to check the air, food, and water
supplies of the strange craft. When they returned Lonny Higgens was
curled up on a couch, snoring lustily.
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