"Me mad as heck!" cried Baron Munchy, sitting down on the edge of the
chair like a tiny mannikin and doubling his tiny fists beneath his
chitinous chin. "That man say the Boss no good. He say the Boss one big
blonde devil. He say--"
"Shut up," protested Lonny. "Raeburn's all right. He's just a
mud-fisher like me, and has got to get along. It's natural that he
doesn't like a rival, and I'm not a bit riled by your chatter."
He was presently snoring and Baron Munchy looked across the space
through squinting, calculating eyes. For a moment the mischievous
glitter in his faceted eyes became dulled, and then he soared across
the bed and sat astride Lonny's neck, using the adam's apple for a
saddle. Lonny roused with a start and gulped. The small insectlike
visage was thrust grimly down to the end of his nose, and a tiny finger
was raised emphatically.
"He say he knock the holy feather from you, Boss," he chirped grimly.
"He say you fish for pearls in mud that belong him. He say that girl
make him one fine cook, and--"
"Huh!" demanded Lonny Higgens. "What girl! Oh, he probably means Lana.
Blast it, Munchy, can't you let a guy sleep? If she wants to fall for a
flat tire like Raeburn, it's no business of mine."
Grunting reluctantly, Lonny got up and stretched, cursing in a fervent
undertone, at which Baron Munchy looked hopeful.
"Good Lord, Munchy," he growled. "Why I ever put up with you and your
stirring up trouble is more than I know." Yet he knew that the little
creature's chatter had helped to break the deadly monotony of the long
winter hours in which he had managed to teach pidgin English to the
Uranusian.
He climbed up the ladder, through the hatch, just as a rocking movement
was apparent in the hull of the mud-submarine. Down past the oblong
landing he saw great circular movements in the mud, where his nets had
been a few moments before. Tiny midges were falling into the mud and
being drawn into the gyrating vortices.
Now thoroughly awake, he leaped down and across the landing. In a few
seconds he stood cursing at the broken strands of the anchor-lines
where his nets had been ripped away.
"Damn you Whirl-Rays," he cursed, shaking his fist in the direction
of the whirlpools that surged in and out like living things, which of
course they were, under their coating of slimy mud. The Whirl-Rays
had a way of forcing a stream of mud in a downward spout and creating
a resultant whirlpool which sucked everything into its voracious
clutches. "That's my tenth set of nets you've got that way."
Baron Munchy fluttered out from below and landed on the railing,
preening his wings. There was an I-told-you-so expression on his
insectivorian countenance ... when he saw the angry expression on the
terrestrial's face and heard the flow of vitriolic words, he hopped up
and down with impish ecstacy.
"My goodness, Boss," he chirruped. "You heap mad! Maybe somethin' goin'
happen now, huh? Maybe you whip tar out of Raeburn, huh?"
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