Devereux — Volume 02Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
History
Devereux — Volume 02
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Great Britain -- History -- Anne, 1702-1714 -- Fiction
But our new foes understood not a jest, and advanced upon us with a
ferocity which might really have terminated in a serious engagement, had
not the tall stranger thrust his bulky form in front of the approaching
battalion, and cried out with a loud voice, "Zounds, my good fellows,
what's all this for? If you take us up you will get broken heads
to-night, and a few shillings perhaps to-morrow. If you leave us alone,
you will have whole heads, and a guinea between you. Now, what say
you?"
Well spoke Phaedra against the dangers of eloquence. The watchmen
looked at each other. "Why really, sir," said one, "what you say alters
the case very much; and if Dick here is not much hurt, I don't know what
we may say to the offer."
So saying, they raised the fallen watchman, who, after three or four
grunts, began slowly to recover himself.
"Are you dead, Dick?" said the owl with seven owlets.
"I think I am," answered the other, groaning.
"Are you able to drink a pot of ale, Dick?" cried the tall stranger.
"I think I am," reiterated the dead man, very lack-a-daisically. And
this answer satisfying his comrades, the articles of peace were
subscribed to.
Now, then, the tall stranger began searching his pockets with a most
consequential air.
"Gad, so!" said he at last; "not in my breeches pocket!--well, it must
be in my waistcoat. No. Well, 'tis a strange thing--demme it is!
Gentlemen, I have had the misfortune to leave my purse behind me: add to
your other favours by lending me wherewithal to satisfy these honest
men."
And Tarleton lent him the guinea. The watchmen now retired, and we were
left alone with our portly ally.
Placing his hand to his heart he made us half-a-dozen profound bows,
returned us thanks for our assistance in some very courtly phrases, and
requested us to allow him to make our acquaintance. We exchanged cards
and departed on our several ways.
"I have met that gentleman before," said Tarleton. "Let us see what
name he pretends to. 'Fielding--Fielding;' ah, by the Lord, it is no
less a person! It is the great Fielding himself."
"Is Mr. Fielding, then, as elevated in fame as in stature?"
"What, is it possible that you have not yet heard of Beau Fielding, who
bared his bosom at the theatre in order to attract the admiring
compassion of the female part of the audience?"
"What!" I cried, "the Duchess of Cleveland's Fielding?"
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