"Right," said Tarleton, leaning over a counter and amorously eying the pretty coquette to whom it belonged; while, with the coxcombry then in fashion, he sprinkled the long curls that touched his shoulders with a fragrant shower from a bottle of jessamine water upon the counter,--"right; saw you ever such an eye? Have you snuff of the true scent, my beauty--foh! this is for the nostril of a Welsh parson--choleric and hot, my beauty,--pulverized horse-radish,--why, it would make a nose of the coldest constitution imaginable sneeze like a washed school-boy on a Saturday night.--Ah, this is better, my princess: there is some courtesy in this snuff; it flatters the brain like a poet's dedication. Right, Devereux, right, there is something infectious in the atmosphere; one catches good humour as easily as if it were cold. Shall we stroll on?--/my/ Clelia is on the other side of the Exchange.--You were speaking of the play-writers: what a pity that our Ethereges and Wycherleys should be so frank in their gallantry that the prudish public already begins to look shy on them. They have a world of wit!" "Ay," said I; "and, as my good uncle would say, a world of knowledge of human nature, namely, of the worst part of it. But they are worse than merely licentious: they are positively villanous; pregnant with the most redemptionless /scoundrelism/,--cheating, lying, thieving, and fraud; their humour debauches the whole moral system; they are like the Sardinian herb,--they make you laugh, it is true, but they poison you in the act. But who comes here?" "Oh, honest Coll!--Ah, Cibber, how goes it with you?" The person thus addressed was a man of about the middle age, very grotesquely attired, and with a periwig preposterously long. His countenance (which, in its features, was rather comely) was stamped with an odd mixture of liveliness, impudence, and a coarse yet not unjoyous spirit of reckless debauchery. He approached us with a saunter, and saluted Tarleton with an air servile enough, in spite of an affected familiarity. "What think you," resumed my companion, "we were conversing upon?" "Why, indeed, Mr. Tarleton," answered Cibber, bowing very low, "unless it were the exquisite fashion of your waistcoat, or your success with my Lady Duchess, I know not what to guess." "Pooh, man," said Tarleton, haughtily, "none of your compliments;" and then added in a milder tone, "No, Colley, we were abusing the immoralities that existed on the stage until thou, by the light of thy virtuous example, didst undertake to reform it." "Why," rejoined Cibber, with an air of mock sanctity, "Heaven be praised, I have pulled out some of the weeds from our theatrical /parterre/--" "Hear you that, Count? Does he not look a pretty fellow for a censor?"