Devil -- Fiction; Devil in literature; Short stories
“Why the devil, if I may so express myself,” pursued Anno, “did not
your Holiness inform us that you _were_ the devil? Not a hand would
then have been raised against you. I have myself been seeking all my
life for the audience now happily vouchsafed me. Whence this mistrust
of your faithful Anno, who has served you so loyally and zealously
these many years?”
Lucifer pointed significantly to the gag and fetters.
“I shall never forgive myself,” protested the Cardinal, “for the part
I have borne in this unfortunate transaction. Next to ministering to
your Majesty’s bodily necessities, there is nothing I have so much at
heart as to express my penitence. But I entreat your Majesty to
remember that I believed myself to be acting in your Majesty’s
interest by overthrowing a magician who was accustomed to send your
Majesty upon errands, and who might at any time enclose you in a box,
and cast you into the sea. It is deplorable that your Majesty’s most
devoted servants should have been thus misled.”
“Reasons of State,” suggested Lucifer.
“I trust that they no longer operate,” said the Cardinal. “However,
the Sacred College is now fully possessed of the whole matter: it is
therefore unnecessary to pursue this department of the subject
further. I would now humbly crave leave to confer with your Majesty,
or rather, perhaps, your Holiness, since I am about to speak of
spiritual things, on the important and delicate point of your
Holiness’s successor. I am ignorant how long your Holiness proposes to
occupy the Apostolic chair; but of course you are aware that public
opinion will not suffer you to hold it for a term exceeding that of
the pontificate of Peter. A vacancy, therefore, must one day occur;
and I am humbly to represent that the office could not be filled by
one more congenial than myself to the present incumbent, or on whom he
could more fully rely to carry out in every respect his views and
intentions.”
And the Cardinal proceeded to detail various circumstances of his past
life, which certainly seemed to corroborate his assertion. He had not,
however, proceeded far ere he was disturbed by the grating of another
key in the lock, and had just time to whisper impressively, “Beware of
Benno,” ere he dived under a table.
Benno was also provided with a lamp, wine, and cold viands. Warned by
the other lamp and the remains of Lucifer’s repast that some colleague
had been beforehand with him, and not knowing how many more might be
in the field, he came briefly to the point as regarded the Papacy, and
preferred his claim in much the same manner as Anno. While he was
earnestly cautioning Lucifer against this Cardinal as one who could
and would cheat the very Devil himself, another key turned in the
lock, and Benno escaped under the table, where Anno immediately
inserted his fingers into his right eye. The little squeal consequent
upon this occurrence Lucifer successfully smothered by a fit of
coughing.
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