Devil -- Fiction; Devil in literature; Short stories
Cardinal No. 3, a Frenchman, bore a Bayonne ham, and exhibited the
same disgust as Benno on seeing himself forestalled. So far as his
requests transpired they were moderate, but no one knows where he
would have stopped if he had not been scared by the advent of Cardinal
No. 4. Up to this time he had only asked for an inexhaustible purse,
power to call up the Devil _ad libitum_, and a ring of invisibility to
allow him free access to his mistress, who was unfortunately a married
woman.
Cardinal No. 4 chiefly wanted to be put into the way of poisoning
Cardinal No. 5; and Cardinal No. 5 preferred the same petition as
respected Cardinal No. 4.
Cardinal No. 6, an Englishman, demanded the reversion of the
Archbishoprics of Canterbury and York, with the faculty of holding
them together, and of unlimited non-residence. In the course of his
harangue he made use of the phrase _non obstantibus_, of which Lucifer
immediately took a note.
What the seventh Cardinal would have solicited is not known, for he
had hardly opened his mouth when the twelfth hour expired, and
Lucifer, regaining his vigour with his shape, sent the Prince of the
Church spinning to the other end of the room, and split the marble
table with a single stroke of his tail. The six crouched and huddling
Cardinals cowered revealed to one another, and at the same time
enjoyed the spectacle of his Holiness darting through the stone
ceiling, which yielded like a film to his passage, and closed up
afterwards as if nothing had happened. After the first shock of dismay
they unanimously rushed to the door, but found it bolted on the
outside. There was no other exit, and no means of giving an alarm. In
this emergency the demeanour of the Italian Cardinals set a bright
example to their ultramontane colleagues. “_Bisogna pazienzia_,” they
said, as they shrugged their shoulders. Nothing could exceed the
mutual politeness of Cardinals Anno and Benno, unless that of the two
who had sought to poison each other. The Frenchman was held to have
gravely derogated from good manners by alluding to this circumstance,
which had reached his ears while he was under the table: and the
Englishman swore so outrageously at the plight in which he found
himself that the Italians then and there silently registered a vow
that none of his nation should ever be Pope, a maxim which, with one
exception, has been observed to this day.
Lucifer, meanwhile, had repaired to Silvester, whom he found arrayed
in all the insignia of his dignity; of which, as he remarked, he
thought his visitor had probably had enough.
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