Devonshire Characters and Strange Events — John Shaqi
Devonshire Characters and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
History
Devonshire Characters and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Devon (England) -- Biography; Devon (England) -- History
When arm’d all rebellious, like Vultures you rose,
A Set of such Shahrags, you frighten’d the Crows;
To rid the tir’d land of such Vermin as you,
I groan’d with receiving but barely my Due.
_Derry down_, &c.
And still I’m in Hopes of another to come,
For _Tyburn_ will certain at last be his Home;
He’ll come from the Summit of Honour’s vast Height,
With a Star and a Garter to dubb me a Knight.”
_Derry down_, &c.
His Passion now _Sawney_ no more could contain,
“My Sword shall strait prove all thy Hopes are in vain”;
So saying; he brandish’d it high in the Air,
When strait a _Scotch_ Voice cry’d out--_Sawney_ forbear!
_Derry down_, &c.
The Phantom that spoke now appear’d in a trice,
And to the fear’d _Scotsman_ thus gave his Advice:
“Calm thy Breast that now boils with Vexation and Rage,
And let what I speak thy Attention engage.
_Derry down_, &c.
No longer with Fury pursue this old Tree,
His Back shall bear Vengeance for you and for me;
For know, my dear Friend, the Time is at Hand,
When with _Englishmen_, _Tyburn_ shall thin half the Land.
_Derry down_, &c.
The Case is revers’d by a good Friend of ours,
All Treason is _English_, and Loyalty yours:
Posts, Honour, and Profit all _Scotsmen_ await,
While the Natives shall tremble and curse their hard Fate.
_Derry down_, &c.
The War is no more, and each Soldier and Tar,
The Strength and the Bulwark of _England_ in War,
Are coming to prove our Friend’s deep Penetration,
As the first Sacrifice to our _Scotch Exaltation_.”
_Derry down_, &c.
Here ended the Phantom, and sunk in the Ground,
While the blue Flames of Hell glar’d terrible round;
When for _London_ young _Sawney_ around turn’d his Eyes,
Where he march’d for a Place in the _new-rais’d_ /Excise/.
_Derry down_, &c.
Ye National Schemers, come tell me, I pray,
Your Intention in this. _To bring more Scotch in play_!
For this must the Tax be enforc’d with all Speed,
For Thousands are coming between _here_ and _Tweed_.
_Derry down_, &c.
Ah! hapless _Old England_, no longer be merry,
Since _B--_ has thus tax’d your Beer, Cyder and Perry;
Look sullen and sad, for now this is done,
No doubt in short Time they’ll tax _Laughing_ and _Fun_.
_Derry down_, &c.
Yet let the Proud Laird, who presides at the Helm,
Extend his Excise to each Thing in the Realm:
A Tax on _Spring-Water_ I think would be right,
For _Water_, ’tis known, is as common as _Light_.
_Derry down_, &c.
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