Now she began to shout with laughter. "Kissing again!" she said, "The hero has slain the dragon, and even while he stands beside its kicking corpse, he embraces the fair maiden. Ye Gods, Don, is that the _brain_ I'm working for? You _really_ need a psychiatrist!" "What do you mean?" he asked angrily. "Why, it's all so obvious. Here you are, carrying a torch for me, and taking out your frustration in comic-book daydreams. And the protagonist in your dream is poor Brannan, of whom you are obviously jealous. Why, Brannan doesn't mean a thing to me! So, here you are, rescuing me--or stealing me--from the evil Brannan, and slaying the dragon he sends out to kill us both, and proceeding on your merry way toward a happily-ever-after ending. See, there's the Garden of Eden at the end of the dark valley...." "And there's Brannan again, to foul up the works," said Jensen. "Looks like my daydreams aren't exactly logical...." But he, too, stopped in sudden horror as the film ground on and showed Mary leaping to her death to save him from the priest's arrow. Neither of them said a word as the wild battle that followed was enacted before them, to the final scene. They watched his body topple down and the screen go blank, then he got up and snapped off the projector and turned up the lights. "If you ask me," he said, "those last weren't _my_ thoughts. And if I remember rightly, when I came to, your hand was still clutching the wires to the machine. Also, I'm hanged if I'd ever even _dream_ of you being killed. I'd have mopped up on that gang and borne you triumphantly to a leafy bower and...." "... and what?" she said faintly. "We've got a wonderful thing here," he said. "A tremendous method of psychiatric diagnoses. We can project every desire, every frustration, every concealed emotion, directly on a screen, and see with our own eyes exactly what is bothering the subconscious of the patient. We can see exactly what they _really_ want. What they _really_ feel. Like...." "... like what?" she asked again. He bent and kissed her. "How would you like to raise a flock of our kids, while I make a lot of money plowing up the subconscious corn in other people?" "I'd have agreed long ago, if you'd asked me," she said. "I'd have asked long ago, if you hadn't kept on going out with Brannan," he retorted. "What do you think I went out with him for!" He stood nonplussed for a moment, then he grinned. "Maybe we better strap on the electrodes again," he said. "There's a lot of corn left in both of us!" End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Diagnosis, by R. A. Palmer