Detective and mystery stories; Girls -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction
“Yes, sir,” he said, in a rich, deep voice. “I believe I am. Us
Superbusses”--he gave the word a pronunciation which suggested that he
had been named after a public vehicle of unusual size--“have come down
for generations. There’s only four of us now--there’s me, my brother
Augustus, who’s married to a young woman in Coventry; there’s Agrippa,
who’s doing very well with her third husband--this one doesn’t drink,
I’m happy to say--and there’s Scipius: he’s on the stage.”
“Really!” said Gordon, dazzled for the moment.
“Yes, he’s on the stage,” said Mr. Superbus with great satisfaction,
“and doing very well. They say he’s the best carpenter they’ve ever had
at the Gaiety. Yes, we’re an ancient family. I’ve never got the rights
of it, but an old gentleman who lives at Cambridge told me that, if
everybody had his due, I ought to be a member of the Roman Royal Family,
being the eldest.”
Near Cæsar Magnus is the University of Cambridge, and there have been
soured antiquarians who have suggested that the illustrious family of
Superbus owed its origin to the freakish whim of certain freshmen whose
gowns rustled in Petty Cury a hundred years ago. That these same
students, in their humour, had adopted the family of an indigent carter,
one Sooper, and had christened the family afresh. Mr. Superbus had heard
these rumours and had treated them with contempt.
“How we came to start I don’t know,” he said, on his favourite topic;
“but you know what women are when Romans are about!”
Gordon did not even trouble to guess.
“Now, Mr. Superbus, you have--er--a very important position. You’re a
detective, I understand?”
Mr. Superbus nodded soberly.
“It must be an interesting life, watching people,” he suggested, “going
into court and li--testifying to their various misdoings?”
“I never go into court,” said Mr. Superbus. And here, apparently, he had
a grievance. “My work, so to speak, is commercial. Not that I shan’t go
into court if a certain coop comes off.”
“Coop?” Gordon was puzzled.
“Coop,” repeated Mr. Superbus emphatically.
“What do you mean--coop? Are you looking for people who steal chickens?”
asked Gordon, at sea.
“By ‘coop’ I mean--well, you know what I mean, sir. Suppose I bring off
a big bit of business--”
“Oh, coup!” said Gordon, enlightened. “I see. You have a coup?”
“I always called it coop myself,” said Mr. Superbus graciously, and
leaving Gordon with the impression that he was being humoured. “Yes,
I’ve got a coop up my sleeve.” He lowered his voice and stretched
himself to as near Gordon as his body could reach. “I’m after Double
Dan,” he whispered hoarsely.
A heavy burden rolled from Gordon’s heart. So the “Mrs.” had nothing to
do with the matter at all! Nor the gross husband, who thought more of
his dogs and his horses than of the flaming intellect of his beautiful
wife. (Gordon was thorough: the gross husband must have his pets.)
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