Detective and mystery stories; Girls -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction
Anxiety was in her voice, but he was not deceived. He had learnt by hard
experience that when Diana was most wistful, she was usually gurgling
with internal laughter. A terrible girl.
“I’ve only had two affairs,” she went on, regardless of his distaste.
“There was Dempsi and there was Dingo.”
“Who was Dingo?” he was trapped into asking.
“His name wasn’t really Dingo, it was Mr. Theophilus Shawn. He was a
married man with five children.”
“Good God!” Gordon dropped his knife and fork on the plate helplessly.
“He never kissed me,” she said. “His wife came and took him away just as
I was getting to like the smell of cloves--he used to eat cloves. He
said it made his hair grow. Whenever he ran short of cloves he got into
his car and drove to the hotel to get some. He’d go a dozen times a day.
He was staying with Auntie; she met him at a lecture on sunspots, but
she didn’t know anything about his wife until she came for him. She was
an awfully nice woman, and thanked me for looking after her husband. She
said she hadn’t seen him sober before--she was awfully interested in
him. I think wives should get to know their husbands before they’re
married, don’t you?”
Mr. Selsbury sighed.
“I think you’re talking a lot of abject nonsense,” he said, “and I wish
to heaven you’d get to know your husband!”
She smiled, but did not reply. She felt that he had been shocked enough
for one day.
He was making as if to get up from the breakfast table when she
remembered a question she wanted to ask him.
“Gordon, that man who came yesterday, the man with the Hebrew name----”
“Roman. You mean Superbus?”
She nodded.
“Whom did he want?” she asked, playing with her serviette ring.
“He was looking for a robber, a man named”--he cast up his eyes, trying
to recall the title--“Double Dan, a swindler.”
“Is that so?” drawled Diana, her eyes on the tablecloth. “Are you going,
Gordon? What time will you be home?”
“When my business permits me to return,” he said in his stateliest
fashion. “Do you realise, Diana, that nobody has ever asked me that
question in my life?”
“Why, I ask you every day,” she said in wonder.
“I mean, nobody except you. My comings and goings have never been
questioned, and for the life of me I don’t see why they should be
questioned now.”
“I’m not questioning you, I’m merely asking you,” said Diana,
aggrieved. “I only want to know because of dinner.”
“I may not be home to dinner,” said Gordon shortly, and went forth to an
actuarial orgy, for business had improved at an enormous rate recently,
and he was engaged in organising a new form of insurance.
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