Mr. Swayne was a stout, florid-looking man between forty and fifty, with
a heavy face like a grimace that some one else had made, who laboured
under the delusion, unshared by any of his fellow-creatures, that he was
a gentleman. In what class he had been born no one knew. What he was now
any one could see for himself. He was generally considered by the men
with whom he associated a good fellow for an ally in a disreputable
pinch, and a blackguard when the pinch was over. Every one regarded
Dandy Swayne with contempt, but for all that "The Snowdrop," as he was
playfully called, might be seen in the chambers and at the dinners of
men far above him in the social scale, who probably for very good
reasons tolerated his presence, and for even better reviled him behind
his back. He had a certain shrewdness and knowledge of the seamy side of
human nature which stood him in good stead. He was a noted billiard
player--a little too noted, perhaps. His short, thick ringed hands did
not mind much what they fastened on. He was not troubled by
conscientious scruples. The charm of Dandy Swayne's character was that
he stuck at nothing. He would go down any sewer provided there was money
in it, and money there always was somewhere in everything he took in
hand. Dandy Swayne's career had had strange ups and downs. No one knew
how he lived. The private fortune on which he was wont to enlarge of
course existed only in his own imagination. Sometimes he disappeared
entirely for longer or shorter periods--generally after money
transactions of a nature that required privacy and foreign travel. But
the same Providence which tempers the wind to the shorn lamb watches
over the shearer also, and he always reappeared again, sooner or later,
with his creased white waistcoat and yesterday's gardenia, and the old
swagger that endeared him to his fellow-creatures.
He was up in the world just now, living "in style" in smart chambers
strewn with photographs of actresses, and littered with cheap expensive
furniture, and plush hangings redolent of smoke and stale scent, among
which Colonel Tempest was knocking about in his disordered evening
dress.
"I'm sorry for you, Colonel," repeated Mr. Swayne, slowly; "but I wish
to ---- you'd sit down and not rush up and down like that. It's not a bit
of good taking on in that way, though it's ---- ---- luck all the same."
Mr. Swayne's conversation was devoid of that severe simplicity which
society demands; indeed, it was so encrusted and enriched with
ornamental gems of expression of a surprising and dubious character,
that to present his conversation to the reader without the personal
peculiarities of his choice of language is to do him an injustice
which, however unavoidable, is much to be regretted. Mr. Swayne's
conversation without his oaths might be compared to a bird without its
feathers; the body is there, but all individuality and beauty of contour
is gone.
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