"His death will put the Moretons in mourning again," he remarked. "Mrs.
Moreton's ball is doomed. I am sorry for that woman. She is cumbered
with much time-serving, and her ball fell through last year; this is the
second time it has happened. I have been asking her young men for her. I
put down your cousin in the Guards, the Apollo with the tow wig.
What's-his-name, Tempest?"
"Archibald."
"Yes. That would be a dangerous man, if he were not such a fool, but the
same placard that says he is to let says he is unfurnished, and it's
poor work taking an empty house, when it comes to living in it. Women
know that. He has let the soda water heiress slip through his fingers.
She is going to marry young Topham. I thought Apollo seemed rather down
on his luck when it was first given out, but he has consoled himself
since. Apparently he has a mission to married women. He is always with
Lady Verelst now; I saw him riding with her again this morning. I don't
know who mounts him, but he was on the best horse I've seen this season.
You are not such a f----, such a philanthropist as to lend him horses,
are you?"
"When I can't use them myself I have that amount of generosity."
"H'm! Well, he makes good use of his opportunities to cheer up Lady
Verelst. I wish you would flirt more with married women, John. You would
find your account in it. I did at your age. You see you are too eligible
to go on much with girls, and that's the truth. You would be watched.
But you don't pay enough attention to women, and three-quarters of the
world is made up of them. You are too much of a Puritan, but you may
remember human nature is like a short-footed stocking. If you darn it up
at the heel it will come out at the toe. It's no manner of use to ignore
women. People who do always come the worst croppers in the end. A
flirtation with a fast, married woman would peel your illusions off you
like the skin off an orange. All young men believe in women--till they
know them. He! He! If I were a rabbit I should take a personal interest
in the habits of birds of prey. I told Hemsworth something of the kind
the other day, but he is bent on making a fool of himself."
"He knows his own affairs best."
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