_I._--From the worthy use to which you would put your riches, I perceive what a pity it is that you are a beggar. You would live thus in a manner that would be eminently honourable to the human race, eminently useful to your countrymen, and eminently glorious for yourself. _He._--You are mocking me, sir philosopher. But you do not know whom you are laughing at. You do not suspect that at this moment I represent the most important part of the town and the court. Our millionaires in all ranks have, or have not, said to themselves exactly the same things as I have just confided to you; but the fact is, the life that I should lead is precisely their life. What a notion you people have; you think that the same sort of happiness is made for all the world. What a strange vision! Yours supposes a certain romantic spirit that we know nothing of, a singular character, a peculiar taste. You adorn this incongruous mixture with the name of philosophy; but now, are virtue and philosophy made for all the world? He has them who can get them, and he keeps them who can. Imagine the universe sage and philosophical; agree that it would be a most diabolically gloomy spot. Come, long live philosophy! The wisdom of Solomon for ever! To drink good wines, to cram one's self with dainty dishes, to rest in beds of down: except that, all, all is vanity and vexation of spirit. _I._--What, to defend one's native land? _He._--Vanity; there is native land no more; I see nought from pole to pole but tyrants and slaves. _I._--To help one's friends? _He._--Vanity; has one any friends? If one had, ought we to turn them into ingrates? Look well, and you will see that this is all you get by doing services. Gratitude is a burden, and every burden is made to be shaken off. _I._--To have a position in society and fulfil its duties? _He._--Vanity; what matters it whether you have a position or not, provided you are rich, since you only seek a position to become rich? To fulfil one's duties, what does that lead to? To jealousy, trouble, persecution. Is that the way to get on? Nay, indeed: to see the great, to court them, study their taste, bow to their fancies, serve their vices, praise their injustice--there is the secret. _I._--To watch the education of one's children? _He._--Vanity; that is a tutor's business. _I._--But if this tutor, having picked up his principles from you, happens to neglect his duties, who will pay the penalty? _He._--Not I, at any rate, but most likely the husband of my daughter, or the wife of my son. _I._--But suppose that they both plunge into vice and debauchery? _He._--That belongs to their position. _I._--Suppose they bring themselves into dishonour?