"Very good, sit down," said Frank, "and let us consider it. In the first place, I regret to say that I have not been taught any trade, so that I cannot become a blacksmith or a carpenter or anything of that sort. A clerk's duties I can undertake, but it seems to me that clerks are not much wanted here just now. Porterage is heavy work and rather slow. I may be reduced to that if nothing better turns up, but it has occurred to me that I might try painting with success. What would you say to that, Joe?" The man looked at Frank in surprise. "Well," said he, "people don't look as if they wanted to paint their houses here, an' most of 'em's got no houses." "Why, man, I don't mean house-painting. It is portrait and landscape painting that I refer to," said Frank, laughing. Joe shook his head gravely. "Never do, Mr Frank--" "Stop! if you and I are to be companions in trouble, you must not call me _Mister_ Frank, you must drop the mister." "Then I won't go with 'e, sir, that's all about it," said Joe firmly. "Very well, please yourself," said Frank, with a laugh; "but if painting is so hopeless, what would you advise?" "The diggin's," answered Joe. "I thought so," said Frank, shaking his head. "Most men out of work rush to the diggings. Indeed, many men are fools enough to leave their work to go there, but I confess that I don't like the notion. It has always appeared to me such a pitiful thing to see men, who are fit for better things, go grubbing in the mud for gold." "But what are men to do, Mr Frank, w'en they can't git no other work?" "Of course it is better to dig than to idle or starve, or be a burden on one's friends; nevertheless, I don't like the notion of it. I suppose, however, that I must try it just now, for it is quite certain that we cannot exist here without gold. By the way, Joe, have you got any more?" "Not a rap, sir." "H'm, then I doubt whether I have enough to buy tools, not to speak of provisions." "I've bin' thinkin' about that, sir," said Joe, "and it seems to me that our only chance lie in settin' up a grog and provision store!" "A grog and provision store!" "Yes, sir, the fact is that I had laid in a stock of pipes and baccy, tea and brandy, for winter's use this year. Now as things have turned out, I shan't want these just at this minute, so we can sell 'em off to the diggers at a large profit. We might make a good thing of it, sir, for you've no notion wot prices they'll give for things on the road to the diggin's--" Frank here interrupted his friend with a hearty laugh, and at the same time declared that he would have nothing to do with the grog and provision store; that he would rather take to porterage than engage in any such enterprise. "Well, then, sir, we won't say no more about that, but wot coorse would ye advise the ship's head to be laid?"