Cowboys -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories; Women -- Fiction
Man, we moved. A buckshot cut a groove in my boot heel, and Muley got
one across his hip pocket before we got out of range, which was fast
work with a gun.
We dusts straight for town, when we almost runs over Wick Smith. He’s
coming along, taking up most of the road, and me and him both tries to
turn the same way. I picked myself up as quick as possible, and started
on, when I heard Wick say—
“Train in yet?”
“Not yet,” I yells back and tries to catch up with the rest of my bunch,
who seem to have met somebody and then went on.
That somebody was Doughgod. I finds him setting in the middle of the
road with the brim of his hat down around his neck and a fool look on
his face. As I come up, he holds up the letter he’s hanging on to and he
says to me:
“Huh-Henry, she ain’t—ain’t coming here. She’s gug-got a bub-better job.
She ain’t coming here, Henry.”
“She shows a lot of sense,” says I, and I lopes on.
I seen Telescope and Chuck and Muley gallop off the street and cut
across the hills; so I puts on more speed and catches them.
“Bill McFee is up there,” pants Telescope when we slows to a walk.
“Dud-don’t forget we’re four John Does.”
“That ain’t nothing to the word I’d use,” groans Muley.
Well, we eventually got home. We collapses on the steps of the
bunk-house, and I don’t care if I never move again. Pretty soon
Telescope glances up at the door and grunts.
Half-way up the door a piece of white paper has been pasted; so we
creaks to a standing position and peruses same:
I put your horses in the livery-stable last night, and, if
you don’t want a big bill against them, you better get them
right away.
(signed) J. B. W.
“——!” snorts Muley. “He—he just led them down to the stable, and that
fool bartender thought he was taking them home.”
“And we been walking away from them all this time,” groans Chuck.
“Here comes Mike Pelly and the old man now,” says Telescope.
We watches old J. B. Whittaker and Mike Pelly walking down from the
ranch-house, talking serious-like. The old man turns at the barn, but
Mike comes on down to us.
“Howdy,” says Mike. “How’s everything, boys?”
“Ain’t able to kick,” says Telescope. “How’s it with you?”
“Tolable. See Doughgod in town?”
“He was there the last we seen of him,” admits Muley. “Why?”
“Going down to see him. Dang this trustee business, anyway. Nothing but
trouble. Me and the old man have decided to accept that teacher that
wrote to Doughgod, even if she is a female. Never mix into the
school-teacher business, boys. She’s ——!”
“She is,” agrees Muley, and we all nods.
THE END
[Transcriber’s Note: This story appeared in the May 3, 1919 issue of
_Adventure_ magazine.]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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