The youth retires feeling that he has somehow strayed into a black list.
He talks it over with a friend. The friend, he finds, has heard
something like it from somebody else. Ribald jibes are soon flying
about--"Four pound a stripe!" "Stripes are ris' to-day!" "Corporals,
three for a tenner!" The story goes that a little "Scotch draper," the
worst drill in a section, has felt that in this newly revealed world his
professional credit for tactful effrontery is at stake; he has bet a
fiver that he will offer the bare market price of a recommendation for
"lance-Jack" and bring the thing off; the enterprise has prospered and
the architect of his own fortunes is wearing the stripe, spending his
pound balance on the transaction, commanding his brethren, and enjoying
his new dispensation from fatigues. The band of brothers begin to look
at each other with some circumspection. They wonder. How far does the
dirty work go? Who may not try it on next? And did not somebody say he
had seen the stud pass between the contractor who emptied the swill-tubs
and the sergeant-cook who filled them with half-legs of mutton? What was
that shorter creed to which the sergeants' mess waiters said that the
Regular sergeants always recurred in their cups--"Stick together, boys,"
and "Anything can be wangled in the army"?
IV
What about officers, too? The men wonder again. That new company
commander who started in as a captain, but never could give the simplest
command on parade without his sergeant-major to give him the words like
a parson doing a marriage? What about little Y., who suddenly got a
commission when he was doing a fortnight's C.B. for coming on parade
with a dirty neck? And the major's lecture on musketry? And the
colonel's on field operations?
Part of the scheme of training is that all the senior officers should
lecture to the men on something or other--marching, map-reading, field
hygiene, and what not. An excellent plan, but terribly hard on an old
Regular Army not exactly officered by the brightest wits of public
schools. The major's musketry lecture has made the men think. He has
told them first that, just to let them know that he was not talking
through his hat, he might say he had been, in his time, the champion
shot of the Army in India. The men had known that already--had doted, in
fact, on anything known to the glory of any of their commanders. Fair
enough, too, they had felt, that a man should buck a bit about what he
had done. Anyone would. And so they had not even smiled. But then the
major had amplified. He had recited his moderate, but not bad, earlier
scores in competitions: he had given statistics of his rapid rise; he
had painted the astonishment of all who saw him shoot in those
days--above all, the delight of the men of his old regiment; for, the
major had said, "I may have faults, but this at least I can say, that
wherever I went the men simply worshipped the ground that I trod on."
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