No need, indeed, to look as far away as France. London, to any open eye,
was grotesque with a kind of fancy-dress ball of non-combatant khaki: it
seemed as if no well-to-do person could be an abstainer from warfare too
total to go about disguised as a soldier. He might be anything--a lord
lieutenant, an honorary colonel, a dealer in horses, a valuer of cloth,
an accountant, an actor in full work, a recruiter of other men for the
battles that he avoided himself, a "soldier politician" of swiftly and
strangely acquired field rank and the "swashing and martial outside" of
a Rosalind, and a Rosalind's record of active service. No doubt this
latter carnival was not to be at its height till most of the New Army of
1914 was well out of the way. Conscription had not yet been vouchsafed
to the prayers of healthy young publicists who then begged themselves
off before tribunals. The ultimate farce of the mobbing of the
relatively straight "conscientious objector" by these, his less
conscientious brother-objectors, had still to be staged. But already the
comedy, like Mercutio's wound, was enough; it served. Colonel
Repington's confessional diary had not been published, but the
underworld which it reveals was pretty correctly guessed by the New
Army's rising suspicion. And rumour said that all the chief tribes of
posturers, shirkers, "have-a-good-timers," and jobbers were banding
themselves together against the one man in high place whom the New Army
believed, with the assurance of absolute faith, to be straight and "a
tryer." It was said that Kitchener was to be set upon soon by a league
of all the sloths whom he had put to work, the "stunt" journalists whom
he had kept at a distance, the social principalities and powers whose
jobs he would not do. All the slugs of the commonwealth were to combine
against the commonwealth unpleasantly dutiful gardener--down with his
lantern and can of caustic solution!
VI
It was, of course, an incomplete view of the case. Shall we have
Henries, Fluellens, and Erpinghams at the hand of God, and no Bardolphs,
Pistols, and Nyms? Our stage was not really rotten by any means; only
half-rotten, like others of man's institutions. Half the Old Army, at
least, was exemplary. Even among politicians unselfishness may, with
some trouble, be found. Still, this is no exposition of what the New
Army ought to have said to itself as it lay on the ground after Lights
Out compounding the new temper which comes out to-day, but only of what
it did say. It was reacting. In the first weeks of the war most of the
flock had too simply taken on trust all that its pastors and masters had
said. Now, after believing rather too much, they were out to believe
little or nothing--except that in the lump pastors and masters were
frauds. From any English training-camp, about that time, you almost
seemed to see a light steam rising, as it does from a damp horse. This
was illusion beginning to evaporate.
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