It used at one time to be a great joke--and a source of gain
sometimes--among little boys to take it as a benign moral law that so
long as you said a thing "over the left," it did not matter whether it
was true or not. If, to gain your private ends, or to make a fool of
somebody else, you wanted to utter a fib, all that you had to do was to
append to it these three incantatory words, under your breath, or indeed
without any sound or move of your lips at all, but just to yourself in
the session of sweet silent thought. Then you were blameless. You had
cut yourself free, under the rules, from the vulgar morality. War
confers on those who wage it much the same self-dispensing power. They
can absolve themselves of a good many sins. Persuade yourself that you
are at war with somebody else and you find your moral liberty expanding
almost faster than you can use it. An Irishman in a fury with England
says to himself "State of war--that's what it is," and then finds he can
go out and shoot a passing policeman from behind a hedge without the
discomfort of feeling base. The policeman's comrades say to themselves
"State of war--that's what it has come to," and go out and burn some
other Irishman's shop without a sense of doing anything wrong, either.
They all do it "over the left." They have stolen the key of the magical
garden wherein you may do things that are elsewhere most wicked and yet
enjoy the mental peace of the soldier which passeth all understanding.
To kill and to burn may be sore temptations at times, but not so
besetting to most men as the temptation to lie is to public speakers and
writers. Another frequent temptation of theirs is to live in a world of
stale figures of speech, of flags nailed to the mast, of standing to
one's guns, of deaths in last ditches, of quarter neither asked nor
given. It is their hobby to figure their own secure, squabblesome lives
in images taken from war. And their little excesses, their breaches of
manners, and even, sometimes, of actual law, are excused, as a rule, in
terms of virile disdain for anything less drastic and stern than the
morals of the real warfare which they know so little. We have to think
in what state we might leave these weak brethren after a long war in
which we had practised them hard in lying for the public good and also
in telling themselves it was all right because of the existence of a
state of war. State of war! Why, that is what every excitable politician
or journalist declares to exist all the time. To the wild party man the
party which he hates is always "more deadly than any foreign enemy." All
of us could mention a few politicians, at least, to whom the Great War
was merely a passing incident or momentary interruption of the more
burningly authentic wars of Irish Orange and Green, or of English Labour
and Capital.
VIII
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