Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Nevertheless, as he breakfasted on the morning of the fateful match,
Bradbury Fisher was conscious of an unwonted nervousness. He was no
weakling. In Wall Street his phlegm in moments of stress was a by-word.
On the famous occasion when the B. and G. crowd had attacked C. and
D., and in order to keep control of L. and M. he had been compelled to
buy so largely of S. and T., he had not turned a hair. And yet this
morning, in endeavouring to prong up segments of bacon, he twice missed
the plate altogether and on a third occasion speared himself in the
cheek with his fork. The spectacle of Blizzard, so calm, so competent,
so supremely the perfect butler, unnerved him.
“I am jumpy to-day, Blizzard,” he said forcing a laugh.
“Yes, sir. You do, indeed, appear to have the willies.”
“Yes. I am playing a very important golf-match this morning.”
“Indeed, sir?”
“I must pull myself together, Blizzard.”
“Yes, sir. And, if I may respectfully make the suggestion, you should
endeavour, when in action, to keep the head down and the eye rigidly
upon the ball.”
“I will, Blizzard, I will,” said Bradbury Fisher, his keen eyes
clouding under a sudden mist of tears. “Thank you, Blizzard, for the
advice.”
“Not at all, sir.”
“How is your sciatica, Blizzard?”
“A trifle improved, I thank you, sir.”
“And your hiccups?”
“I am conscious of a slight though possibly only a temporary relief,
sir.”
“Good,” said Bradbury Fisher.
He left the room with a firm step; and proceeding to his library, read
for a while portions of that grand chapter in James Braid’s “Advanced
Golf” which deals with driving into the wind. It was a fair and
cloudless morning, but it was as well to be prepared for emergencies.
Then, feeling that he had done all that could be done, he ordered the
car and was taken to the links.
Gladstone Bott was awaiting him on the first tee, in company with two
caddies. A curt greeting, a spin of the coin, and Gladstone Bott,
securing the honour, stepped out to begin the contest.
* * * * *
Although there are, of course, endless sub-species in their ranks, not
all of which have yet been classified by science, twenty-four handicap
golfers may be stated broadly to fall into two classes, the dashing
and the cautious--those, that is to say, who endeavour to do every
hole in a brilliant one and those who are content to win with a steady
nine. Gladstone Bott was one of the cautious brigade. He fussed about
for a few moments like a hen scratching gravel, then with a stiff
quarter-swing sent his ball straight down the fairway for a matter of
seventy yards, and it was Bradbury Fisher’s turn to drive.
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