Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
With a strong effort Bradbury Fisher mastered his feelings. His mouth
set grimly. Matters, he perceived, had reached a crisis. He saw now
that he had made a mistake in allowing himself to be intimidated by
the importance of the occasion into being scientific. Nature had never
intended him for a scientific golfer, and up till now he had been
behaving like an animated illustration out of a book by Vardon. He
had taken his club back along and near the turf, allowing it to trend
around the legs as far as was permitted by the movement of the arms. He
had kept his right elbow close to the side, this action coming into
operation before the club was allowed to describe a section of a circle
in an upward direction, whence it was carried by means of a slow,
steady, swinging movement. He had pivoted, he had pronated the wrists,
and he had been careful about the lateral hip-shift.
And it had been all wrong. That sort of stuff might suit some people,
but not him. He was a biffer, a swatter, and a slosher; and it flashed
upon him now that only by biffing, swatting, and sloshing as he had
never biffed, swatted, and sloshed before could he hope to recover the
ground he had lost.
Gladstone Bott was not one of those players who grow careless with
success. His drive at the eighth was just as steady and short as ever.
But this time Bradbury Fisher made no attempt to imitate him. For seven
holes he had been checking his natural instincts, and now he drove with
all the banked-up fury that comes with release from long suppression.
For an instant he remained poised on one leg like a stork; then there
was a whistle and a crack, and the ball, smitten squarely in the
midriff, flew down the course and, soaring over the bunkers, hit the
turf and gambolled to within twenty yards of the green.
He straightened out the kinks in his spine with a grim smile. Allowing
himself the regulation three putts, he would be down in five, and only
a miracle could give Gladstone Bott anything better than a seven. “Two
down,” he said some minutes later, and Gladstone Bott nodded sullenly.
It was not often that Bradbury Fisher kept on the fairway with two
consecutive drives, but strange things were happening to-day. Not only
was his drive at the ninth a full two hundred and forty yards, but it
was also perfectly straight.
“One down,” said Bradbury Fisher, and Bott nodded even more sullenly
than before.
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